Okay. So in math class, I sat next to my friend Countess D. She scooted closer to me so she could hug me. The desks we were in made it hard for hugging, so we ended up in a very odd position. My face was in her boobs and one of my legs was in her lap.
Countess D- This is fun.
Me- It is. ::bites her boob::
::a girl walks into the room and sees us. The room suddenly turns quiet::
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Me- Awwwkward.....
A couple of days ago:
Me- ::talking to Squirt and Countess D:: Hey, you remember that day I got ******** by that donkey--
Mr. Dipshit- Ma'am?
Me- Sir?
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Me- Would you prefer me to call you ma'am?
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