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Yo mama's so fat....

Her cereal bowl came with a life guard....

She has to iron her pants on the drive way....

She uses the highway as a slip'n slide....

When she goes to the zoo, elephants throw peanuts at her....

When she goes to the theatre, she sits by everyone!....

Yo mama's so fat, her nic name is DAMN!!!

When she saw a bus full of white boys, she ran after it screaming "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!" ....

she jumped in the air and got stuck....

on a rainy day, she put on her yellow rain coat and boots, and walked out side, and the kids ran after her saying "wait for me, bus!" ....



Yo mama's so dumb....


she called me to get my number....

she tried to put m&ms in alphabeticall order.....

she got fired from the m&m factory for throwing away all the "Ws"....

She got locked in the grocery store and starved to death....

She got hit by a parked car....

She got hit by a soccer ball and she was the one who kicked it....

She thought debate was supposed to catch "da fish"....

she thought a quarterback was a refund.....

she asked for a price check at the dollar store....

she tripped on a cordless phone....