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what is the life span of a turkey?
a) until thanksgiving
b) yes
c) turkeys don't exist

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(what is your response to this?)
a) what the hell?
b) i speak your language!!!
c) yes, i no. turkeys are from mars, and thats all there is to it.

there is no 3rd question
a) yay!!!
b) dammit!!
c) and?

what is your favorite color?
a) black
b) what are these colors you speak of?
c) i dont belive in favorites

why do turkeys breathe?
a) because they are air breathing organisms, and need to breathe to survive.
b) two beans
c) they dont. for the 2nd time, there is no turkeys. they all live on mars.