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Story Time Children

todays story is the three little pigs

once, there were three little pigs

their names were oinky, boinky, and bank

they lived happily with their mother until one day the police came and arrested their

mother for possession

they set out to live on their own

oinky

lived in a trash can

one day the wolf came and kiked the trashcan

oinky fell out

the wolf tried to eat boinky, but oinky ran to boinkys home

boinky

lived in a whorehouse

oinky and boinky lived happily with their whores for three whole minutes

then the wolf came wanting free rides

oinky and boinky refused

the wolf tried to eat them, but they ran to banks home

bank

lived in an abandoned crackhouse

they lived happily in that crackhouse for five lovely minutes

then the wolf came wanting free crack

oinky

boinky







and bank

refused

the wolf tried to eat them, but they pushed him into a pile of crystal meth and lit it

on fire

the wolf burned to a meth indused crisp and was never seen again

oinky boinky and bank lived happily for two wholesom minutes until they got life

in prison for possesion and selling of crystal meth

the end

wasnt that a great story children?







-i like bacon, cows will rule the worl, and have a nice day=)-