How Gaia Was Born
Lanzer? Who the hell is Lanzer?
Well screw him.
Now, 'hons, Gaia was created the NATURAL way.
Disclaimer.
I don't own this story. I was making a 'Grandma on Stage' avatar on tektek, typed up 'curtain' in search, and a very vulgar plot came out. But I changed it a bit for viewer's discretion.
For those intrigued folks, I warn y'not to search it. Pro'bly a pre-pubescent girl's handiwork.
Again, curiosity killed the cat.
For those intrigued folks, I warn y'not to search it. Pro'bly a pre-pubescent girl's handiwork.
Again, curiosity killed the cat.
Once upon a time.
There was a cute singer named Gaia-chan.
She had the voice o' a lark, was popular and had the prettiest pixels in the land.
She met a newbie in town named Omnidrink.
Gaia-chan had ne'er seen a guy like 'im before. He was naked, save for his boxers, had the jaw-span o' a nutcracker, and girly eyes that seemed like they'd pop out o' his eye sockets.
And.
She fell in love.
As most fairy tales go.
No, Gaia-chan! D8
Grandma. Just Stop. I hate fairy tales! D<
Grandma, how do you know my family? O_______o
Damn, does that mean we're spawns of a lolicon chick and a stripper bum?
And what happened next?
Well.
They were the happiest couple in the world. The dust bunnies in the vacuum cleaner. The turkeys in the oven. And so forth.
And they lived happily -
Oh, screw happily ever after!
It's not that I mind particularly if a story calls for a happy ending, but the closure, the concrete endings, are a tad overused.
How did it end? Happily.
For how long? Ever after.
And then the two rode off into the sunset.
And then what?
I beg your pardon, 'hon?
What happened after that? What happened when the next sunrise arrived, shedding light on who they were and what they were doing?
Well.... the people rejoiced, and the two were swept up in the celebrations, exhilarated, feeling as though they were in a dream. After all, it had been many years since Gaia-chan had been able to fall in love, and she reveled in every ray of sunshine, every drop of rain, every breath of wind. Only gradually did she grow to know the man she was now to marry.
But surely there's a catch. What happened after that?
I s'ppose Omnidrink left Gaia-chan for a Rally chick, 'quipped, o' course, with a lusty scoundrel.
So? What did Gaia-chan do?
Look, can't 'ja jus' let it end there? Can't 'ja just let it be, leave her the avenues before her, and be done with her?
I need to know.
O.K. Fine. I bet this picture'll do.
They formed Gaia. The end.
But what about her kids? What did they do after forming Gaia? Did they ever discover their cheating father? Did her children stage a coup? What happened next? It's not finished yet. There are too many loose ends. Then what happens?
Her children lived lives brimming with possibility. You will never know for sure what happened to them, but you can toy with a hundred flitting possibilities like rainbows refracting in a prism. Take a moment to consider their fates, and then it is time for you to let go, to go out, and live for yourself. After all, if I offered you complete satisfaction, what incentive would there be for you to strike out and see for yourself what happens to those with uncertain futures?
