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No, stop! Don't read this! NO! Just just no! STOP READING NOW, or your head might explode! WARNING: scarcasm content, and slight complaints!

OAKILY DOAKILYS.
Howdy hoo, you adorable little people! How's life? Are you enjoying your lemon iced tea? May I get you a moist towlette? Maybe an english muffin? No, I'm sorry, I CAN'T because I'm on writer's strike. What's that? I'm not a writer? Pshh... I'm writing this, aren't I? See... So... If I'm on strike... I suppose I shouldn't be writing this, now should I? Hmmm.... OH WELL.

For those of you who actually read this, I'm surprised. And... I suppose, thanks. I complain when I'm angry, and ranting about it usually helps. I KNOW I don't have it that bad off, but I really just do that. And as you know, do it alot. It's not like you don't do it. Maybe not as much, but you do it from time to time. Everyone does. Maybe from now on, I could label these things "RANT", so you could only read it if you want to. I try not to mention names, only when I have to, like, "Oh my gawd, Zak is an a** tard!" When something like that happens. I try to be sensible, and sometimes, it just doesn't work out, like last time. I'm gonna clear things up for you. You may not know this, even if you know me, WOAH! I would never even consider cutting myself, ewwies! I'm just not like that. Sorry to those of you that *might* but I sure as hell will never. I rant ALOT. And for those of you who read and/or listen, thanks, you're really quite brave. And understanding. You absolutely CANNOT tell me you've never been in one of those crappy moods where you feel like taking out your emotions on evryone else. It happens. I'm really sarcastic, and I like to joke from time to time. For example THE FOUNTIAN PEN INCIDENT, I'm really sorry if I worried you, I was over excited about how realistic the ink looked, and I wanted to see if I could get away with it. I have my moments, and you have yours, I've explained it to the fullest extent I can right now and here, but there is one thing you must know.

These sort of things make me giddy. Yes, giddy. I love reactions. I'ma b***h, I KNOW. Spare the text.

THANK YOU FOR HAVING FAITH IN ME. I'LL *TRY* TO BE BETTER.