So guess where I am right now? If you said, "The darkening secret abyss of all that is unholy and evil?" you're right! I am in Florida! Wait, what? Oh... I mean, I'm IN Florida, but I'm also in the directly opposite dimension parallel to Florida, because really, it's the last thing from a darkening secret abyss of all that is unholy and evil. I actually have to get back to sunny Florida soon, but before I do, just thought I'd enter something in here... Hm... what to write about...
So for the past few months... um year... I been putzing around my home town, killing time (not an easy thing to do, even for a ninja; I mean, time has been around for a while. It knows tricks), waiting to head off for my school and get started in the film industry. I've been seeing a lot of crappy (and some not so crappy) movies recently, and I was just like... "Hey... why the hell aren't there any famous ninja directors/producers yet? I'll get right on that." And so, here I am. Ready to learn a new skill. Just picked up $4,000 worth of software (provided by the new school) and installed it on the shiny new MacBook Pro. I like what they've done with this computer design. More black is always good. Of course, it would be better if it was all black, but non-ninjas will get with the program one of these days.
Anyway, I'm on the coast now, so there are bound to be WAY more pirates lurking around here. Have I mentioned that I don't actually have a problem with Internet pirates? Sure, their morals are all skewed and they still have major hygiene problems, but I kill people for a living, so who am I to judge? I mean, Internet pirates have their uses, but real pirates are just drunken slobbering salty dogs who can't tell the difference between a kunai and a senbon. C'mon. That's sad. It looks like I have my work cut out for me down here.
I wonder how Leoke's job interview today went? It should have started over an hour ago and he's not back yet, so I guess I should take that as a good thing... unless it was so bad that he flung himself off the nearest bridge... knowing his luck he'd just get caught on a branch or something halfway down.
Damn... there's still time to kill before my first class. I'm telling you, the ancient and secret art of killing time is not something for the light of heart. It's incredibly difficult, but believe it or not, Gaia is one of the best tools of destruction against it. I'm going to see if there's a local pub or saloon in town that the pirates like to hang out at. Maybe I'll find some fresh meat today. See you all next time,
ninja And keep it Ninja!!! ninja
So for the past few months... um year... I been putzing around my home town, killing time (not an easy thing to do, even for a ninja; I mean, time has been around for a while. It knows tricks), waiting to head off for my school and get started in the film industry. I've been seeing a lot of crappy (and some not so crappy) movies recently, and I was just like... "Hey... why the hell aren't there any famous ninja directors/producers yet? I'll get right on that." And so, here I am. Ready to learn a new skill. Just picked up $4,000 worth of software (provided by the new school) and installed it on the shiny new MacBook Pro. I like what they've done with this computer design. More black is always good. Of course, it would be better if it was all black, but non-ninjas will get with the program one of these days.
Anyway, I'm on the coast now, so there are bound to be WAY more pirates lurking around here. Have I mentioned that I don't actually have a problem with Internet pirates? Sure, their morals are all skewed and they still have major hygiene problems, but I kill people for a living, so who am I to judge? I mean, Internet pirates have their uses, but real pirates are just drunken slobbering salty dogs who can't tell the difference between a kunai and a senbon. C'mon. That's sad. It looks like I have my work cut out for me down here.
I wonder how Leoke's job interview today went? It should have started over an hour ago and he's not back yet, so I guess I should take that as a good thing... unless it was so bad that he flung himself off the nearest bridge... knowing his luck he'd just get caught on a branch or something halfway down.
Damn... there's still time to kill before my first class. I'm telling you, the ancient and secret art of killing time is not something for the light of heart. It's incredibly difficult, but believe it or not, Gaia is one of the best tools of destruction against it. I'm going to see if there's a local pub or saloon in town that the pirates like to hang out at. Maybe I'll find some fresh meat today. See you all next time,
ninja And keep it Ninja!!! ninja
