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holy $%i*!* whats that?!?!????!!!!!!!
oh...... just another episode.....
i thought it was something exciting....
wait a sec...ANOTHER EPISODE??
when did i start...or was it....no could it be.....but then where did the duck come from!?!?
why does the world not make sence??!??! or is it just me?
what? it is? thats.....so......KICKASS!!
thats right u heard me theres a new episode in town and itl blow ur socks into the next galaxy!!
thats right u guessed it!!! LEMME HEAR IT!!! *pushes a button* *crowd cheers*
DAMN RIGHT its another exciting (if not somewhat strange in that day old bread sorta way) episode of me slowly (now days quickly) going insane!!!
*spins in circles with a chess board*
thats right its time for a game!!!! *pushes button* *crowd gets excited* hehe
now sence the only ones around are my oh so enthusiastic crowd and those oh so loveable invisible leprechauns who seem to follow me everywhere
ill just have to play agenst myself, which in a sence is exactly the same as my other 2 options....
oh well i can never guess whos gonna win these things so itl be a big supprise for us all
or maybe just for me....
LETS GOOOO
*sets up board*
ur going down son!!
like hell you psycho jerk! you cant win!!
oh yea?
YEA!
hows that?
BECAUSE... wait you dont know?
....nodda...
*smack* friggin idiot
huh?
NEVERMIND lets just play!!!
fine if ur gonna be like that....
TAKE THIS!
HA amature
check!
no u cant do that with a pawn!!!
really? i thought thats what they were for?
EATING???
*munches on another pawn* yuppers
i give up!!!
booya told ya u were gonna lose
.......yea......u did...
WIN!!!
wasnt that great folks? *pushes button* *crowd goes WOOOO YEAAAAA*
i thought so!!
wow where did the time go???
its allready allmost 6am!!!
*jams out* oh ur still here?
GO
GET LOST
NOW
YOU HEARD ME!!
im sorry!!! dont gooooo!!!
im sooo lonely!!!!!
hahahahahaha jk
lets take this time to say some more interesting things than this
or not
strange things are happening
ya know like UFOs and yetis roaming new york kinda strange
get this im a senior in high school finally
i think im proof the system failed
i mean i cant spell or use grammor good (yea i said it!!! good)
so its all coming down to the wire and then BAM starts over again with college
and there arnt any jobs in this aria i can find
so idk what ill do about money, ill prolly just be a hitman for awhile jk
so yea....GIVE ME MONEY
make all donations out to cash and to call in your generous (and it better be generous) donation call 555-GIVE-ME-YO-MONEY
if u r observant you would see that the number is quite long
its an uhh....european number....yea thats it...european..
well i think thats all the time we have for today
i hope all 2 of my readers will enjoy this one and any newcomers would read my older episodes
i love comments so feel free
and by feel free i mean comment or ill find you! hahahaha you wish i was joking hahaha....BUT IM NOT
well that will do it for this episode of...YA DaMN RIghT, me slowly going insane!!!!
thanks loyal reader (yes i did mean it to be singular)
thank you and GooD NiGHt aLL