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tHE aSSIGNMENTS OF eggs moo guardian
tO kILL A rOCK

eggs, taking his fourth mission from Master Boog when a toaster aimed a potato skin cannon complete with karate chopping action at a near by politician.

“hi!” eggs said while massaging a sea mollusk.

“Acho!” Toaster sneezes on the air.

“Arge, that’s the last time you defile my briefcase,” boils Air setting the potato skin cannon to fire.

the cannon swallows the potato skin and began to do the headless chicken dance.

feeling left out, eggs joins in said dance, but realizes he’s wasting time and ignites a smart bomb to clear the assignment post.

“here’s your doohickey,” says Master Boog handing eggs a peace of sheetrock with a wall of gum on it.

“hey, this gum has a peace of sheetrock on it,” eggs states, “you ripped me off and threw away the key and even urinated on my cat.”

Master Boog terns into a June Bug and evaporates, and his barking dog, Poof Poof, coughs up a rock.