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eggs thinking fast, so fast you couldn’t even sharpen a cooperating cracked cork, he drew a trampoline and placed it underneath the DECAF RAT to buy some time for 75 cents.

“that’s a cheap endeavor!” said the captain and shot the flying bullet proof chicken eggs is riding because he’s bored.

cork screwing out of control eggs grabs a nearby telephone line.

the line snaps.

yelling obscenities on the way down, the telephone line grew 9in.

landing safely eggs happily says, “OK, now to KO the DECAF RAT.

the behavior of the RAT was apparent it wanted a Twinkie, so eggs handed the Twinkie over, that he secretly stole form the man who “stole” his ticket.

the DECAF RAT cooked itself and played chess with the soccer balls who go back from Egypt with souvenirs!

“HEY! that’s mine!” says the man who concealed eggs’s ticket.

“Na! zinco no no!” says eggs burning a joob joob for a feathery decongestant.

the VELCRO set the train people down to work on the repairs on the magnet train.

“god bless us every one,” says the empty can of instant Zebra,

then nobody smashes the can with a ECONOMY SIZE WINDEX BOTTLE and everyone cheered and plugged in a modem for the night shy.

the ticket stealer caffeinates the RAT and saves the species of slightly handicapped dust bunnies to play and multiply to no end.

The end