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eggs walks into the train. hurting his head, this time he opens the door and the train leaves the station.
finally inside the train, his ticket left him for a PLUMP man, who is collecting them.
about to sit down, eggs hears a voice, “this is my spot, licksaw!” says the raggedy chair eating rhinoceros.
The magnet train starts traveling on a bridge to avoid Maw Nutrition because Maw Nutrition can’t float.
just then the train collects static on the electric fence.
Falling Franticly From the Fuzzy train everyone is saved by VELCRO, but nobody broke his tonsils on the fall.
“NOOOO!” yells nobody.
“OIPAY!” cheers everyone but a bag of preservatives.
“oh no, the DECAFFEINATED RAT fell through it’s cage” says one of the train attendants
“what’s a DECAF RAT” eggs asks.
The captain replies, “if that RAT touches the ground it will make a vacuum hole to suck all of the slightly handicapped dust bunnies to its position.”
“that’s terrible” said eggs.
eggs jumps on the bullet proof chicken’s back. fueled by floating noodles, the bullet proof chicken flew to the falling RAT.
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