okay okay.
What did one trumpeter say to another trumpeter?
HI! I'm better than you!
How do you keep two violas in tune?
Shoot one!
There's a dead racoon and a dead drummer in the middle of the street. What's the difference?
The racoon was probably going somewhere.
Geico: so easy a drummer could do it!
How do you keep your violin from being stolen?
Put it in a viola case!
A viola player comes home one night to find his house burned down, and his wife and kids dead. The fireman tells him "your conductor came to your house, murdered your family, and burned your house." to which the viola player replies: "REALLY? The conductor came to MY house?!?"
A conductor died.
What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless.
sorry, sorry. I just had to do that. I was just away at band camp. This year I was a senior which meant hanging out with 18 year olds. That was really weird/cool. again, too many things to list here, so I'll just say I was gone and now I'm back! It was tons of fun.
Now that I'm back, I have about a week to get ready for school. A while ago I was looking in a mirror, trying to force myself to see what people see when they say "I like your hair" or something along the lines of "you're pretty" and decided, what they saw was a person worthy of pity. That's what I saw, at least. So I've decided that I'm done staring at mirrors, trying to force myself to be proud of who I am physically, and just change it. So, for the next week I probably won't be on much. However, I do have the internet at my expense, so mind you I won't be gone totally, I'll just be busy most of the time. I mean, reconstructing who you are in one week is a feat. I have it pretty easy, because my main complaints are hair and clothes. Curly hair is the dominant trait, so people probably know a lot about fixing it, and clothes are pretty easy to replace. If you know me in real life, I'd be happy if you had some sort of a hairstyle you think would be somewhat easy and cute... I need help with this kind of stuff. I was thinking either watari-ish hair, or bangs... (I'd straighten the bangs, don't worry) but I'm still not sure.
ah... there we go with another rant... I won't blame you if you didn't read that.
Either way, I'm so happy to be back home! Talk to you all later, and yeah!
~SHADE
PS: my website still has tons of plans, but I'm going to wait to fix my real life to something to be proud of before fixing my website. When it's all done, I promise it will be really REALLY awesome. ^-^
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Collecting flowers.
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