I've been talking to a friend of myne from school lately and he's hilarious. Absolutely screwy view on life, but hey, that's the unique part, right? Well...at least, that's what I've been trying to tell myself. >>; Anywho! So he gave me these links and said, "If you look at these, you will become me!" Because, you know, I want to be him. o.o Gave me an idea for a post, tho...
How to be me? Well, you can start off by shrinking. As I am a small Asian girl, you have to be short. If you're obnoxiously tall, then you're outta luck. Or if you're desperate, chop off your feet. Second, you'll need black hair. Long, silky, shiny black hair. It has to reach your back, the middle of it. And then STOP. After you've achieved that, stand in the sun for hours at a time...without sunscreen...and tan. As I am part Thai, I do not suburn...w00t!!! If you aren't, then you're outta luck! Muwah hah hah!
Onto the personality! ^^ You have to be cute, change your mood a lot, and be blunt and subtle..all at the same time. In fact, just be everything! You also have to love everything that's cute, pretty, smells nice, or is partly intelligent. Anything else just WILL NOT DO.
Your men must be taller than you, not a spectacular feat, have really dark hair and really lightly colored eyes. They must also have long hair, not too long, heavne forbid it be longer than yours, but it must be SHOULDER length..or at least not a buzz cut. Make sure they're clean, sweet, and have hormones. That is very important. On top of that, they must smell nice. o.o; Basically, they have to be a pretty boy. Refer to anime bishies. Anything else just WILL NOT DO.
You favorite color must be blue...anything else just WILL NOT DO.
And you must have a German Shepherd names Duke Boonie von Cooperhaus and he must be CUTE. HE must also be mostly black and have grey hairs on the underside. He must also be a purebreed champion puppy with a line going all the way back to Kingdom Come. He must also like to chew on you. Anything else just WILL NOT DO.
Also, you must always be the subject of teasing boys. They must always pick on you and proclaim you're adorable. e.e; They must also play with your emotions and feelings. In a big brotherly way. Anything else just WILL NOT DO.
What else? I think that's all..oh yeah! You must always do things small and cute. Lightly colored, too! Anything else just...WILL NOT DO!!!
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The Shadows Are Alive
The wonders and worries of a little girl tainted by the shadows.
Because you know what?
They really are alive.
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