twiggimmapiggus
The wolfknight paladin
twiggimmapiggus
The wolfknight paladin
twiggimmapiggus
The wolfknight paladin
twiggimmapiggus
The wolfknight paladin
twiggimmapiggus
>.O Ooh, I hate trying to wipe my nose on a sweater sleeve or shirt sleeve. It just spreads around, and doesn't absorb into the fabric like you so want it to at that moment.
And then you blow your nose repeatedly during the day and get that red stuff under your nose. And it turns flaky later on...ugh.
And then you blow your nose repeatedly during the day and get that red stuff under your nose. And it turns flaky later on...ugh.
Yeah. Meaning you need softer sneezepaper.
But you know what's absolutely terrid? When there's no tissue paper in the house and you have to resort to toilet paper.
PAIN D:
xDDDD AHAHAHA!! That's all I use when I get the sniffles. I keep a roll of toilet paper in my backpack and use that all day. Cuz I'm hardcore :3
But sometimes when I'm not feeling so manly and brave, I go to the store and buy a roll of that really really good stuff that's supposed to moisturize (Why would you have to moisturize your a**, I wonder.) And I use that all day. |D
xD
a**'z need love too! Take care of your a** and it shall take care of you!!! D:
Yes, a**'z will love you back if you keep them happy! So buy them the good stuff! They'll thank you for it later! |D
AND THEN LATER WILL COME THE BUTSECKS!!
And your manpartner will comment on the softness and smoothness of your a** and love j00 harder xD
And it'll be so much more pleasurable for your manpartner because your soft a** will caress and rub him like silk.
xDDDD Oh my god...I can't believe us...
I know. I can't either *dies* xD
And after you've had a night of tantric passionate buttsecks, you can relieve your sore a** with the extra moisturized toilet paper you bought earlier. :3
*falls over laughing*
If there's one thing I love more than buttsecks, its how to improve your buttsecks. Merely by paying a little more for your toilet paper mrgreen
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*just about dies laughing*