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Curse you, Red Baron! Curse you to the howling void and the nether realms beyond burning seas!

My mind says Allison Mack, but my body says Gregory Peck. domokun

Sometimes my brain feels like it's wrapped in a warm soft blanket. ^ o^

I don't dream often, but in the interest of nitpicking, I'd say M n' M is the girl of roughly 50% of my dreams. 30% of the remainder is just random s**t, and 20% is diagrams and night terrors.

How do mermaids f---? Do they lay eggs and spawn, or engage in more...mammalian endeavors?

Amish people hate me. But, in fairness, they hate anyone who tries to trade shiny trinkets for their land.

Peaceful lush Indian village.... THE COMING OF THE RAPACIOUS WHITE MAN...ash-swirled barren waste! blaugh

I think everyone should get together in a big green pasture in Scotland and eat warm muffins and drink milk. No need for hippie s**t. Just everyone shutting the ******** up and enjoying a tasty baked treat.

There's more than one way to skin a pig. Paladin knows them all.

Gally in gore with me.

I'm always way too hot in my room. I think every half hour, "Why don't I open my window?" and then I remember the last time I opened it and Lady Sarah tranq'd me with her blowgun.

She's handy with that blowgun. ninja