I have seen many things. Correction. I have seen some of the vilest things on the internet, as a game with a couple buddies. 2 Girls, One Cup? I lawled. Zoo Invaders? Oh, fer sure. but Never have I been so outrages as when I saw the s**t sandwich that is Wall-E. So it is with great glee, readers, and a giddy cracking of knuckles, that I begin a point-by-point critique of Wall-E.
1) It takes a lot of stones for Disney to criticize giant consumer corporations. I'm sorry, Viacom? You don't like the crass commercialization of America? AWW BOO HOO! Looks like you'll have to wipe those tears away with your huge ******** pile of money, faggots.
2) For a movie that so strongly dislikes Corporate America, WALL-E sure does like his Apple iPod. Just a thought.
3) They stole their bad guy from 2001: A Space Odyssey.
4) If you find a tiny shoot growing in a giant dusty desert of decomposing waste, that does not make said waste a life-sustaining Paradise. Did everyone forget about the huge choking billion-mile-an-hour sandstorms? That plant was a joke.
5) I refuse to believe that a man who has never walked or learned to read could hotwire, in 5 minutes, with no previous experience, the television screens for an entire interstellar space station .
6) So, you have the whole Earth's population on your ship, and your security bots are completely unarmed? Oh, but they say "HALT." over and over. Well, I can see where you would have a problem there. Idiots.
7) And everyone speaks English?
8 ) And nobody exercises?
9) And nobody has ******** in 700 years? (I assume that since noone leaves their Hoverrounds, nobody engages in intense and exhilarating sins of the flesh. Plus, everyone is jiggly and gross.)
10) The whole movie is a direct insult to the whole human race. According to their gross miscalculations and blind generalizations, we are all fat, lazy, stupid pillagers of nature, brainwashed by BIG SCARY CAPITALISM. And yet they expect people to love the movie. Well, ******** them. What a bunch of arrogant dicks.
/ownage.
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Ok Im good. You bring up a very good point there.
4) If you remember, it was in a refridgerator.. so It should've been mold and or mildew, their mistake. So it was protected.. but no sun. So there is your flaw.
5) It was kinda easy seeing as the buttons had little pictures on them. And of course he could read he just never saw a book before. If you would kindly remember everything was on a screen.
6) I believe it was only the american population. 3nodding No matter what they say it was all americans.
7) Check 6
cool They're in that chair
9) This is not true.. we saw babies in the film.. babies dont just appear, there has to be something.
10)I said it before, I'll say it again. KIDS MOVIE!! Thank you, stfu. 3nodding I still love you, but stfu.