Today, we discover the elusive world of the Emo.
Here we see the mind of the emo:
The major sector of the brain controls the emotion of sadness. Sadness is what makes the Emo what it is. While the human mind will develop more useful things first, the emo goes straight for sadness.
Which is why they are so elusive, since the parents go nuts after listening to them cry all day.
Within the sadness sector is the Self-esteem issues sub-sector, which is filled with every excuse to cut and be a whiny b***h.
Then we have the No one understands my pain-receptors, which controls the feeling of aloneness and boosts the effect of the Self-esteem issues sub-sector. If you examine the sector, you?ll find the cutting sub-sector, which controls the Emo's ability to cut, the direction they cut, and causes the addiction to cutting. This is another reason why they are so elusive.
Then there is the happiness sector, which is only actually functioning during sex.
The emotional control sector is not even worth mentioning, since it has no actual apparent use.
The Control of tears sector takes up most of the muscle and body function sections of the brain. It is what causes the Emo to weep so damn much.
The bitching sector affects the amount and intensity of their whining. 'Nuff said
The need to write shitty things is controlled by the Depressing writing sector. They are programmed to right crappy stories and call it art, so do not be angered by their odd ways. The Depressing writing sector contains the Poetry sub-sector, which is where the ideas of their lame poetry are spawned.
 Chaotic Fury · Sun Aug 14, 2005 @ 05:52pm · 4 Comments |
