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b***h, it's that time again, YO!
We lookin' at dem emo bitches 'gain, mah Nizzle!
Dis time we lookin' at the habitat of dem foo's, 'N if youz don't likes it, I bust a cap in you a**.
The emo is known to inhabit a multitude of habitats, from clothes stores to parties, but there are a few major environments that come to mind.
They are notoriously known to dwell in Hot topic, a harsh and over-priced environment. It is a deadly place that can drain an emo's wallet, a protective pouch that shelters their parents credit cards, in a matter of minutes. There are also many hazardous spikes which could easily peirce the emos flesh. Why emos flock to such areas is still not completely known, but it appears to be a major breeding ground for it's natural food supply, angst.
The Forest Of Hot Topic:
The Rave is another breeding ground for emos. It appears that, like moths, they are attracted to major light sources. Within this area, magic happens. The emo, a usually solitary creature, takes on a pack mentality, magically moving to a rhythm with all the others. It is suspected that this is a mating ritual, and the most synchronized emo's will thus begin their breeding process, aided by special chemicals to lighten the mood. A wondrous sign of adaption.
The Breeding grounds:
Starbucks, a water hole for the emo, is also a place of wonder. Emos flock to the water hole, somehow coming in peaceful contact with an evolutionary cousin, the Goth. The goth and emo are both very similar in behavior, and share many of the same habitats. But what differentiates the Goths is that they are not an angst driven species. Goths feed on sources such as colors and rebellion. But Starbucks shows the evolutionary similarities, and actually brings the two species together in a ritual of territorial markings. The bizarre feature of the markings is that they are not permanent, and are carried away with both of the creatures. This is some sort of ritual, possibly a peace marker.
The Watering Hole:
Until next time!
PEACE, I'M OUT!
 Chaotic Fury · Sun Jan 29, 2006 @ 06:42am · 2 Comments |
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