DBWTF is the sensational series, and sequel to the popular Dragonball series.
The story is such: Goku must fight off his evil brother, Carrot Top, with the help of Vegeta. To fight him, he must master Super Saiyan (obscenely large number, I lost count at around quadrillion). When he is prepared, he and Vegeta get ready to battle with Carrot Top, and Goku powers up for his ultimate fight.
Unfortunately, by the time he's half way at Super Saiyan (obscenely large number, No...Really....It's that big.), the muscle tension from beeping up so much prevents him from moving, and Vegeta, at around Super Saiyan 300 or so, gets lost in his hair. Carrot Top defeats Goku an Vegeta by calling 1800-CALL-ATT, and telling horrendously tasteless jokes. He then proceeds to rape comedy.
Goten gets a sex change after realizing that his dad is probably "On the down low", and then becomes a transsexual prostitute.
Gohan proceeds to write an autobiography, "My closet gay alien dad: The story of how I came to be through bestiality", and Hercule writes the best seller, "Complete Ignorance: How I have yet to notice the giant flying dragons and dinosaurs are hovering around my head."
Krillin dies of old age, his last words being, "My only regret is that my marriage was a major plot hole."
The team then gathers up the dragon balls to wish for the revival of Goku and Vegeta, then the dragon's split personality, a result of his coke addiction caused from having to revive the world so many ******** times, wishes the idiots would just shut the ******** up and die. The series ends with every ones lungs exploding.
 Chaotic Fury · Tue Dec 20, 2005 @ 04:06am · 3 Comments |
