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I haven't posted anything to my journal so I thought I'd post a funny story.


One day, my brother's friend, Frank was sleeping over. He brought a DVD and so I popped it in the PS2 and we watched Saving Silverman. After than I jumped on the computer and went to JKC. They have a GREAT urban legends series. I played the one about ghosts and s**t, and then I found footage of a "real" hounted house, and I read them the story that came with it. Then Frank decided to tell the story of the trailer park we now live on. He said that this used to be a cemetary, and ofcourse, they're both 13 so they got scared with the little story.

I'm a abig a*****e.

I told them some scary stories, and then some of personal experience (no bullshit) and so this got their little minds even MORE stimulated, and since it is of exreme human nature, when a scary story scares you, you become extremely paranoid. My room which is where we were spending the night, is pitch black dark at night, except for streaks of light that filter thought the window, from outside. I LOVE the dark. So, we go off to bed, and my brother and his friend have to share a bed. I'm sleeping on the floor.

GOD I'm an a*****e..

As the night progresses, I notice that they can't sleep. I grin to myself and I take my shirt off. I have a gorilla plushie, so I put my shirt on the monkey. I look at the light, and I TOSS the gorilla, and as it passes the light, my brother and his friend SCREAM like I've never heard them scream before. They kicked and kept screaming, and well, it was incredible fun!! I was laughing tooo ******** hard!! My brother got pissed and he whacked me with a pillow. "You ******** a*****e!!" he screamed at me. I was still laughing, but I wasn't done yet. I did it again, but this time I threw the gorilla at THEM. Same result. I almost peed myself from laughing so hard.

If I die, God won't want me in heaven..

Later that night, I was still plotting my grand finale. They were scaring thmselves. "Holy s**t man!! Look at the wall!! I can see a MAN'S SHADOW DUDE!! HOLY s**t!!" I was just snickering my a** off. They say men's shadows, long haired women, and the traditional flying ghost dress thing.. They were HUGGING each other, laying on the furthest coner against he wall. "Man, this is ******** gay.." Frank says. "Man, I don't give a ********, I'm scared shitless.." said my brother. I snicker again, and my brother gos "You tell anyone, and I'll kick your a**!!" and frank goes, "Seriously man.." so then I HAD to scare them for the last time.

Ghosts will be rememberd..

I had it. I waited for them to grow quiet, and then I put my sheets over my head. I got up, and I began to moan as creeply as I possibly could. They both screamed, and I jumped on their bed. I moved like you see zombies in movies, and I kept moaning, and calling their names. They RAN off of that bed.. I was laughing sooo ******** hard, I'm amazed my mom never woke up. I went to sleep, but my brother and his friend were too scared to even breathe. The next morning, only my brtoher was asleep. Frank spent the entire night watching TV in the living room.

Good stuff.. Good stuff.. The End.