Annoying Thing to do in a Elevator
-Sit motionless in the corner and don't get off.
-Meow occasionally.
-When there is one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and act as if it wasn't you.
-Stare at another passenger for a long time, then when they notice you say "I have new socks on today!"
-Swat flies that don't exist.
-Call out group hugs and enforce it.
-Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
-Walk in with a cooler labeled "Human Head" or "Human Organs" on the side.
-Keep smacking your forehead screaming "Shut up all of you shut up!"
-Crack open a briefcase, purse, bag, ect. and, while peering inside, ask "Do you got enough air in there buddy?"
-Stare at another passenger for awhile, then announce in horror, "You're one of them!" and back away slowly.
-Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
-Annouce in a demonic voice, "I must find a more suitable host body." (It sounds like something Darkplace_Assistant would do.)
-Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
-Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"
-Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they'd like to play.
-Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on ask them if they hear something ticking.
-Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
-Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!"
-Start a sing-along.
-One word: Flatulence!
-Do Tai Chi exercises.
-If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!"
-While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
I do not encourage you to enact any of these activities. But, if you have a lot of time on your hands and your slightly insane, who am I to stop you? I will soon have a new entry up of Annoying Things to do... ...in a Bathroom!
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