Fun Things to do at the Store
-Completely fill shopping carts and strand them at random locations.
-Set all of the alarm clocks to go off at random times during the day.
-Ride the electronic shopping carts at the front of the store.
-Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.
-Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.
-Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.
-Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.
-When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially thin narrow aisles.
-Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in Housewares," and see what happens.
-Play with the automatic doors.
-Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!…" etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.
-Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you're taking it for a "test drive."
-Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department.
-Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field.
-Put M&M's on layaway.
-Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles.
-TP as much of the store as possible.
-Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.
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