Annoying Things to do in a Public Bathroom
-Cheer and clap loudly every time someone breaks the scilence with a bodily function noise.
-Say, "Dang this water is cold!"
-Drop a marble and say, "Oh dang, my glass eye!!"
-Say, "Hmm, I've never seen that color before,. . ."
-Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantelope into the toilet bowl from a height of 6 feet. Sigh relaxingly.
-Say, “Now, how did that get there?”
-Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."
-Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling.
-Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop the wad under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, “Whoops, could you kick that back over here please?”
-Fill a balloon with creamed corn. Rush into the stall with your hand over your mouth and let out a lengthy vomit impression while you squeeze theballoon and splatter cream corn all about. Apologize profusely and blame it on the fettucine alfredo you had for breakfast.
-Say, “Dang, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?”
-Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall, adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, “Peek-a-boo!”
I wouldn't try it if I were you, but if your bored and slightly insane, who am I to stop you? The next entry will be Annoying Ways to Order a Pizza.
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