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The Sketchy Red Car
Once upon a time, Saru was at her friend's house. Gasp! What a novel idea! Burdening her friends with her presence! But since she has such nice friends, she can mooch off of them with little consequence, such as eat their food and make them go to Gaia and make her an account. twisted

Since Saru is downright boring unless there is more than one person around to be entertaining, Saru's friend had invited another person over. This was a person that Saru had vague memories of from second grade. But since this person was an active member of society (she had a job and was working), Saru and her friend went for long walks in the dark, rainy night. In bathing suits. blaugh

Since Saru lives in a state where there is a farm within ten miles of wherever you could possibly be in the state, they started walking along the boundaries of the closest farm. The two danced, and sang, and skipped in the rain, until a sudden turn revealed a red Audi. Since it was 10:00 and there was no one around, they went over to peer into the window to see if anyone was in it. (Looking back, Saru realizes that this was NOT such a good idea... particularly since the windows were all foggy... sweatdrop )

There was no one. Nothing, really. No air fresheners, no crumbs on the back seat, nothing. Absolutely, positively nothing. Either the person who owned it was very Spartan, or... erm... maybe the car dealership left it there for free advertising??

The more Saru thought about it, the more likely she thought it was that there was a person in the trunk, all bloodied from being beaten and tied up. (Or maybe trussed up... like a turkey... heart )

She knocked on the trunk, and nothing knocked back... which was even creepier, in a way.

The two decided that perhaps it was some rich girl's car, and she ran out of gas and had to be picked up by Daddy, and maybe the tow truck man went home to sleep and make little tow truck men with his wife, so it was going to be left overnight.

It was plausible. Again, the place that Saru lived was a part of the country where every other home had a teenager or child with an extremely rich father and homebody housewife. (The other half were stupid old people, whose only purpose in life was to pay taxes so that young people could go to a better school.)

Saru wanted to take a walk the following morning, and see if it was gone, but unfortunately she had to leave her friend and go back to her house because her mother wanted her back. (It turned out that she wanted to go shopping for warmer shirts, because she only had three long-sleeved shirts that fit. Saru also got to go to the local breadshop/cafe, and got two complimentary baguettes heart Baguettes should have their own separate food group. Chocolate? ...Maybe, but definitely baguettes first.)






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MissUtero
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commentCommented on: Thu Sep 29, 2005 @ 02:19am
neat storyline! blaugh


commentCommented on: Wed Oct 05, 2005 @ 10:36pm
Cute, La-chan. I love how NONE of it makes sense. xd



D Kei
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commentCommented on: Thu Oct 06, 2005 @ 10:39pm
THIS IS A TRUE STORY, damnit!!!


commentCommented on: Sun Oct 09, 2005 @ 01:12am
HAAHAA!!! I AM THE ONE SHE"S TALKING ABOUT!!

And we drew on the cars windows... well... the person Lirin 'vaugly remembers' did... i put two dots and Lirin was the look-out.



Sayla Aris
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commentCommented on: Sun Oct 16, 2005 @ 08:34pm
Ah... vaguely remembered person was so funny. Especially when you guys chickened out and HAD to erase it. We used puddle water, and wiped our hands off on my pants. Of course. Oh, by the way, are your sneakers still wet? whee Lol.


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