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So as you a**-suckers know, I am the most PWNSOME gaian online. No, I'm just kidding. I'm a n00b. Some of you might be all, "Well DUH." and I'd be all, "Go suck an egg." So there.

Anyways.

I am reading this totally pwnsome series called Maximum Ride. HOLY MOTHER OF COWS IT'S SO AWESOME!! WHOO! GO FAX!! If you don't know what Fax is... it's Max + Fang. :3 Yeeaaahh... I WANT THEM TO KISS AND SAY THEY LOVE EACH OTHER ALREADY SO THEY COULD KICK SOME MORE a**! ENOUGH OF THIS STUPID DENIAL! YOU BOTH KNOW THAT YOU LOVE EACH OTHER AND WANT TO BE ALL SMOOCHY SMOOCHY! SO HURRY UP AND SAY THE BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND WORDS AND LET THE ERASER WHUP-a** BEGIN! Grr... Darn you James Patterson for putting so little Eraser PWND! scenes... But at least the romance is... OKAY... which is saying a lot since I don't really like romance... Moving on.

So. Right now my mom would KILL me if she knew that I wasn't doing my homework OR studying for the spelling bee... darn spelling bee... CURSE THE SOULS OF THE OLD CRONEYS THAT INVENTED A SUCH A TERRIBLE TORTURE DEVICE SUCH AS THE SPELLING BEE!! DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

*pops out gun and starts shooting the graves*

MUAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!~~

*cackles*

A-hem.

Okay, I'm done. X3