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MY COMMENTS PAGE IS FILLING UP! I NEVER MEANT TO BE POPULAR! GAH! How about another rant? Thats always fun right? Well, I joined another guild (The Western Wasteland:A Fallout: New Vegas guild) that was made by Nintenfox, somebody from another guild that I'm in (Welcome to the Capital Wasteland:A Fallout 3 guild). These guild have some long names, huh? You know what's funny? It's like I'm talking to someone when probably none reads these entries anyways. That really sucks. Like dropping your birthday cake and then the dog eats it before you can do anything. Would'nt it be cool if you could be half-robot like General Grievous in Star Wars? Man, I bet you could take a gunshot in alot of places with armor like that. That brings up the point of, why didn't they cover his stomach up more? That's like the front-most part of your body and where you're most likely to get shot. His death was crappy... Darn you Lucas. Anyone else drinking water, I am and it's goooood. And not the green water you find at the ocean, the regular water you find in the water dispensers at work (if you have a job, hehe yeah right). But rally, isn't it the same thing? We get most of our water from the ocean, we do nasty things in the ocean like pollute it, pee in it, and swim in it. I mean really, look around the next time you go to the beach and tell yourself you'd drink water that ran-off of the people there. And here's a question you probably can't answer, Why are the only people you see at nude beaches the only people you don't want to see nude? It's evaded my conclusion for a while now. And going off my last entry, see if you can count the number of letters in this. Yes, even these, and these, and these. HAHA! I bet you can't! If you can, you can come over and pay me $100. Or, you can complain to me by sending me a letter with money inside of it and I'll insult myself and post a picture of me doing it for every letter I get next entry*. Here's how I'll rate it:
$10: I'll lightly punch myself
$20: I'll drink a shot glass of glue (Elmers)
$50: I'll smack my head with a frying pan
$100: I'll laugh at you for being F***ing stupid
$200: I'll punch myself in the balls until I pass out
$300: I'll swallow a knife
$400: I'll swallow pure Grizzly chewing tobacco (actually, make that $500, you'll probably still pay it)
$1000: All of the above
Come on! Seriously, send me the money!
*Will just take your money and laugh at you
That should be it. Tune in whenever for more.