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Isaac the shiny spaceman, had a very shiny suit, and if you ever saw it, You could really say it glows. All of the other spacemen, use to laugh and call him names, and wouldn't let poor Isaac, Join in any zero-g games. Then on one dark day in space, Zach Hammond came and said, "Isaac with your gun so bright, won't you shoot these ugly f**ks tonight?" And how the necromorphs loved him, as they shouted out with glee. Isaac the shiny spaceman, you'll go down in history!

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