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Me and my family went to Las Vegas yesterday to see Ka (An acrobatics show). Let me summarize it for those who care but don't want to spend hundreds of dollars: First a pink person and a green person were on a boat and hitting each other with swords, then they were on a pier. And that's when people started shooting arrows through the sky and the pink person got taken onto a boat. The boat started rocking back and forth and people were falling off of it. Then the boat sank and the pink person sank really far down. Then she was rescued by someone. Then the pink person, a fat lady, and two slaves were on a beach with a crab, a turtle, and a centipede. Then they were on a hill and being shot at with arrows. Then someone fell off the hill. Then the green guy and a guard made shadow puppets. Then the green guy and the guard got taken by some people. Then they were in a chop shop with a bunch of people in gerbil wheels. Then they were put in gerbil wheels. Then they were released by this other pink person who then twirled some sticks for about 15 minutes. The the first pink person and the fat lady were in the mountains and got rescued by eskimos. Then they dropped their fish and then their tent sprouted wings and started to fly. Then the pink person was in a forest. Then a Sparkly Tarzan person came down and they twirled around on vines for while while a bunch of insects walked around. Then they were back in the chop shop. And people were running around on top of the gerbil wheels. Then the pink and green people met up in the chop shop with a bunch of other people. Then they started jumping around on sideways water. Then a yellow guy was sad because somebody died. Then they were on the pier again. And Twilight Tarzan and the pink person (who was a girl all along) got married. And the green person (who was a guy all along) married the other pink person that set him free. Then the guy in yellow set off some fireworks and then the show ended. That was Ka. I just saved you all 1 and half hours of nonsense and hundreds of dollars. You're welcome.