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The Oracular Inscriptions of BLAZEstrodamus
My Favorite Quotes
A collection of quotes i have collected in my travels. Enjoy.
(One's marked "IRL" are from real life, non-Gaia situations.

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My Fav Quotes (funny or serious)


BLAZE the Infernal
unknown
"Swearing is a vice that bespeaks a low standard of breeding."

"....******** that."

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BLAZE the Infernal
i dont have to capitalize if i dont want to. the letters are still there, just smaller. i dont have to look smart, or sound smart for that matter. i know i am. i dont have to impress you.

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Patrick
Spongebob
"Are you okay Patrick?"

"FINLAND!!"

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BLAZE the Infernal
ChrisBuerkle
All vs. threads are stupid. DOWN WITH THEM! D:&
VS threads are only stupid when fanboys vote based on which one they like, usually knowing nothing about the other character, which makes the thread boil down to a popularity contest.

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Peter
Lois
"Peter did you read the fine print on this loan contract?"

"Um, if by 'read' you mean imagined a naked lady, then yes."

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SmittyBoy
lostallreason
...Nuke a gay whale for Christ...
You've obviously never had crazy hot gay sex with a giant whale, have you?

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Super Glue Hero
~takes aim and fires Final Fantasy Tactics in the room~
Like meh new RPG Launcher!!
~runs to another thread~

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Pehtey
Chatterbox makes me wish a lot of people were dead.

My wisdom teeth make me wish I was dead.

George Washington is dead.

Now what have we learned? Boredom can drive a person to go to an empty thread, start ranting about totally random crap, and still, cheese is good. In conclusion, .. .... ...... Free stuff is kickass! Unless its free stuff in the form of rotten corpses that raid your fridge. Cause that just sucks.

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mrgulliver

Today my sister told me she trims her pubes.
I was like "okay."
Luckily she didn't then say, "DO YOU SEE?"

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-L-D-
OH MY GoSH!
You guys!
If I were a Jedi.
And my light saber were actually a p***s..
Does that mean I could shank people with my d**k..
And, get away with it!??!?

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Dammed Monkey
Touch Me Im a Rockstar!
Dammed Monkey
Touch Me Im a Rockstar!
"Uh, I'm God. I make the morals xD"

"Oh, yay domagtic law. Make it a law that people have to donate to me."

"IT HAS BEEN WRITTEN UPON THIS SINGLE TABLET

THOU SHALT DONATE TO DAMMED MONKEY OR FEEL THE AWESOME POWER OF A SEXY ROCKSTAR(NOT IN A GOOD WAY)

(If I dissapear again, then mom is checking her email again) "
"W00T! All praise God, and his little clarifications in parenthetis."

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BLAZE the Infernal
"That s**t was so ugly, I had to think up a new word for it. That s**t wasn't ugly, that s**t was ooglatt

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BLAZE the Infernal
littlebelleedola
Has anyone seen Pirates of the Carribean, Dead Man's Chest?
No, but I have seen a Live Woman's Chest! XD (don't hate me I'm bored).

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BLAZE the Infernal
Chi-Pri
Hey everyone? There's a turtle stuck in my pool... I need to go save it... xp
Godspeed.

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BLAZE the Infernal
wittle_inu_2
BLAZE the Infernal
wittle_inu_2
BLAZE the Infernal
Anybody miss me?

i did *huggles*
Yayness!

tee hee *nibbles on your ear*
Gah!! Jailbait! *runs*

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BLAZE the Infernal
BLAZE the Infernal
BurnByFire The GSMM
Nah, I found it. =D

I 'member him coming back and being all "I'm a ha'dco'e ***** righ' chyaw! I threaten people wit' my chat 1337 ova' d'e net 'cause I have a half inch wang! *****!"
And then we pwned his ego and tored it in several pieces.
rofl
OMG, I just read it again. LMFAO rofl

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BLAZE the Infernal
Betrail
BLAZE the Infernal
BLAZE the Infernal
Hey, I saw some cracks in my skateboard, and I got the idea to try to break it over my knee!!
ow.

told ya I was bored.
Smart, huh?
hee hee don't try it agian....that must've hurt....^^;;;; cracks??? but why would you wanna break your sk8board??
There was one part of me that didn't want to break it, and another part that wanted to. The first part decided to see if I could actually do it. It' s safe to say that neither of those parts was my brain.

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BLAZE the Infernal
koli yume
BLAZE the Infernal
koli yume
BLAZE the Infernal
koli yume
you are just pointing out the bad...don't you know that there is good too? Even if little.
But thats the point. The good is little, so little that it tends to get overshadowed at times.
The move out of the dark and let the light shine.
What if you're in pitch blackness and all you have is a little keychain light pointer?
there is still light, and if you are smart you can magnify that little flashlight into a big flashlight, if you just have the right materials. Materials like belief, courage, kindness, and love.
Yeah, and sometimes those materials don't magnify s**t but your frustration. Save it.

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BLAZE the Infernal
Hyuuga_Neji2
BLAZE the Infernal
BLAZE the Infernal
Hyuuga_Neji2
I want a suck-monkey!!!!!! gonk
Depends on what exactly that entails.....
...and how old you are ninja .........
uhhh.......14?
gonk Gah! Jailbait! *runs*

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BLAZE the Infernal
haloshatterer
BLAZE the Infernal
'Sup.
hey, brb
I'm just poking my head in. I'm about to go watch the tele.

=o Wow, that first part didnt sound right at all, but I trust you know what I meant. =D

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BLAZE the Infernal
And I'm sick of people who watch the Japanesesubs for two years and then watch the dubs and complain:
" =O The english voices dont sound like the characters!"
Stupid, thats cuz you watch the Japanese version and are used to the characters sounding like the japanese VAs! Stupid.

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BLAZE the Infernal
Kalkervic
BLAZE the Infernal
Kalkervic
BLAZE the Infernal
Kalkervic
~midnite wish~
Kalkervic
im back from the deepest part of hell, satan says hi, he said hed see you soon midnite
okie?

he says he has candy
Ooh, did he say anything about me?
oh yea, he sends his love
@midnite: totally
Bitchin

yup...thats satan alright
Wait, he totally owes me like 10 bucks

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BLAZE the Infernal
ninjareaper
Chezas_Grace
ninjareaper
Chezas_Grace
ninjareaper
Chezas_Grace
Nope not yet,have u?
It is as we speak. :3
Cool,i want it to rain T.T
It's not hardly raining at all.

Heh,i still want it to rain tho XD
What do you think would happen if two hurricanes collided?
Powerman 5000 would make a song about it as the prequel to "When Worlds Collide"

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BLAZE the Infernal
snowball85
*tear* need friends and gold please
heh, my shoes are worth more than everything you got on. XD

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BLAZE the Infernal
yukarin
BLAZE the Infernal
miramundi
+When life gives you lemons..give Guitars!+ ______GiveawayO= You make lemonade. Or throw them at people. heart
No, when gives you lemons, you make beef stew.


when life gives you lemos...
STFU AND EAT YOUR DAMN LEMONS!
=)
When life gives you lemons, you smack it in the face and say:
"What the f*ck you give me lemons for?! I look like I want some muthaf*ckin lemons, b*tch?!"
then you smack it in the face again and be like:
"Now go in there and get me some grilled cheese and some tacos!!"
and then life got that look in its eyes and you be like:
"Say sumthin, Life! Say sumthin!! Yeah, I thought so!"

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IRL
BLAZE the Infernal
Ghost(RedXFaction)
BLAZE the Infernal
Ghost(RedXFaction)
Fish movin all erratically....
Stop tryna act like you know big words. Talkin bout some "erratically"...
I do. My spontaneous vocabulary is erotic.
XD

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BLAZE the Infernal
kingmullet
HOLLY s**t I JUST SAW A TREE
eek No f*ckin way! I thought they were extinct!

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Butter Fluff
Aught
Moonlight Masquerade
Charylon
Moonlight Masquerade
ninja
SQUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAL!

*GLOMPS*
- screams and falls down -
RAPE!
ok. *rapes* XD
Rape isnt a joke! scream
(Unless your raping a clown)

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Moonlight Masquerade
DetermindGopher
Moonlight Masquerade
DetermindGopher
~Pokes someone wth a stick~
Yay, first post on page 7000! - throws confetti and has bad spelling -
Woot! ~throws a party~
Hey! That was a perfectly good party, why'd you go and throw it? D:

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Charylon
Aught
Moonlight Masquerade
Aught
Moonlight Masquerade
Charylon
Moonlight Masquerade
ninja
SQUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAL!

*GLOMPS*
- screams and falls down -
RAPE!
ok. *rapes* XD
D:
Nuuuu! I've been girly raped!
phear my giant girl peenor! xp
*lust* eek ninja

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BLAZE the Infernal
Emo Cigarette
Fated Shadow Muse
Emo Cigarette
Forde Van Claude
Emo Cigarette
Forde Van Claude

No, it's quite simple.
It's "popular" because of my given point.
If your first anime was Inuyasha, then you have no other anime to compare that to, and you think it's "the s**t."
In Japan, they have different standards apparently, otherwise it wouldn't have been popular there.
Or maybe there are differences when translated.

Not really.
My first anime was something like that.
I thought it was the s**t.

You say that now, but what about first seeing it?
Otherwise, you wouldn't have had faith in anime enough to watch different ones.
First impression, no?

I actually don't watch anime.
=D

YOU.
YOU DIE.
NOW.
x(

Don't have a ******** cow. :/
I'm not bashing anime. I'm not a "hater". I simply never got into it.
Yo, you slam drankin dat Haterade, son.

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BLAZE the Infernal
The Chill of Winter
*GASP*

To be honest, i like Naruto.. to a point anyway, but Inuyasha annoys the hell out of me gonk
But you don't matter.

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Shiokemuri
BLAZE the Infernal
Shiokemuri
"Live and let live, that's what I say. Anyone who can't understand that should be killed. It's a simple philosophy."
Hoorah. Or sometimes, "Live and (fatally wound and)let die."

That works too

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BLAZE the Infernal
Bell_Hiyama
chibi-chi-chi
Bell_Hiyama
Mr.Noodler
Y'know what I don't think humans or aliens will rule gaia. Monkey's will!


Nope.

The COWS will!!! x___X;;

~is chased by cows~

psh, you know nothing the grunnies shall come back & rule!


Watch as all three animals get together to take over Gaia XD

Oh dude. xp
They will fuse to become the superbeings, the Grunkows!! eek

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BLAZE the Infernal
Sycros D4
Rob_Roy
need 23 more cows, and 20 more aliens

How can you tell???
....... stare You count, dumbass.

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BLAZE the Infernal
Bell_Hiyama
BLAZE the Infernal
Bell_Hiyama
Bloo_Dude
i need more humans


You can zap me =D
eek *slow motion dives in front of you* nnnnnnoooooooooooooooo!!
eek

He... he got probed... for me.... eek

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO gonk

ninja

Oh well xD
stare Don't get too grateful, now. XD

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BLAZE the Infernal
[zombie]
BLAZE the Infernal
[zombie]
moira's tits are hangin out. gonk
I know. She's tryna get my attention so she can jump my bone.
DID YOU SEE AGATHAS?
aughh. rofl
*shudders*
She can stay the hell away from my bone.

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(In the arena)User Image
BLAZE the Infernal
Anakin 927
Nice Avatar, that must have cost u well over
2000
gold for that BRAVO!!!^_^

..........

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(in the arena)User Image
BLAZE the Infernal
=O
I just realized something. Crappy avis make it into spotlight/ winners circle because of n00bs. The n00bs dont know what a good avi looks like, so they see something like this and think it's cool. They are also too dumb to actually take the time to rate it so they give it a 10.
The arena is broken. =(

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BLAZE the Infernal
.Special.Muffin.
wth is a super spank?
Its when you rear back and put all your might into it.

Either that or you turn into a Super Saiyan first. 3nodding

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Snowy~Midnight
Vampiric_Calgar
Astrogerbil
[The_Muffin_Man]
Astrogerbil
OMFG
1.get a life.
2.get a boy and or girlfriend
3.go back to mother's base
4.go spank people in real life
please, dont hat us cause you aint us
Can you say GED
Your stupidity bores me. Get a life and leave us alone =]
What is a GED?

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BLAZE the Infernal
[Puppy_Luv]
BLAZE the Infernal
[Puppy_Luv]
shadowking gray
to blaze the inferno


pulls down panties and up bra and humps vigourousely until you are tired
*uh* *uh* *yeah baby*
o___o
....my thoughts exactly
Hahaha!
You got raped in the a**!!
*Points and laughs*
Oh, it's funny is it? See how u like it! *molests*

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BLAZE the Infernal
Astrogerbil
shadowking gray
occupies hands on upper section and mid section on midsection on every lady in the room *i take enzyte, ladies*
oh yes the pill for people that aren't men.
I'm sure you know all about that pill, right buddy?

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BLAZE the Infernal
BLAZE the Infernal
B.H.D
BLAZE the Infernal
Welcome to the jungle
we got fun and games

You have no legs! xD
and no

sha-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-knees knees
I doubt anyone got that joke.....

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BLAZE the Infernal
ninja dreams
BLAZE the Infernal
ninja dreams
NYANEKO
http://img133.imageshack.us/img133/3221/cocoxkikijy0.png


O HOW CUUUUUTE &333
*molests your RPC*


O_O

O gosh.

she'll need THERAPY now.
She know she liked it.

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BLAZE the Infernal
MyEvilTeddybear
I am forever swimming around, amidst this ocean world we call home. My limbs grow weak and weary as my eyes drift skyward in defeat. I remember how warm the earth felt, as I lived and breathed next to her beating heart. I remember enough to keep searching through an ocean of tears, raised to astronomical depths. My dreams offer solace, where I return to distant, faded times. Through trees entwined with cool autumn air, my sorrow is lured by fragrant, bittersweet memories. I am at home as much as my world and consciousness allow. I remember falling into the most beautiful lake I've ever experienced. She swallowed me whole, like a droplet, and I was enraptured and enwombed within her bliss. The lonely windswept desert sky of my soul was filled by her luminous stars and warmed by her sunlit radiance. I gazed downward in awe and saw it all reflected in the shimmering ripples dancing and playing about the surface. It appeared to me as real as the very wonders it was reflecting. I stepped forward to prove to no one and everyone that they were, by belief. For an aching instant I was betwixt the two and the summation. Confusion befell me and I fell through, only to realize I hadn't entered the lake, I had left it. With all of my remaining life I howled at the heavens and collapsed, like a star on the shores of my youth, as my life's breath wandered away from the home it had harbored. I have been drowning on dry land ever since.

I lay there, coital, for heaven knows how long. I felt eons ebb and flow in the spans of seconds. I lived as intently as I could in those endless instants, as the boredom of -after- droned on and on. The fires of my heart grew dim and became only the faintest embers of the roaring blaze they had once been. My limbs, heavy with the weight of the world, protested. I felt the longing of this life which slowly began to ease the agony in my heart. As I was gradually nursed back to health, knowledge of record and history tried desperately to fill the yawning, nauseous chasm of my soul. I began to know the deadpan search for freedom and forgetfulness, and I released the hold on my life. Though it still lurched, pained, in front of me, I just stared back with tired, vacant eyes as if watching the most fascinating of nothing. My mind drifted, only to be slammed back reluctantly, repeatedly, and painfully by those I vaguely remember knowing, as if from a different life and age. I try, in vain, to forgive and forget myself as I paste on those plaster smiles and strain to look levelly. I remember. I forget. I forget again. I remember less. I am saddened at the thought that I have forgotten. I am not who I used to be. Though it pained me so, I was never so real as those lonely, lost times of my undoing. I am torn asunder at the thought of losing forever that, which has changed my life eternally, and that which I fear in the depths of my soul will never be again. That, which has gifted me with more pain than I have ever known in all of my lives or all of the lives that I know through my own.

Who am I to ask this of you?
Do i look like I'm not-lazy enough to read that?

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BLAZE the Infernal
Takura Tisumi101
BLAZE the Infernal
BluexFrost
How do you get those ikkle cutie dragons?
You gotta get 2 big dragons to screw.

your a strange man..
Thank you.

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BLAZE the Infernal
Adamae_Is_Liek_Whoa
BLAZE the Infernal
BluexFrost
How do you get those ikkle cutie dragons?
You gotta get 2 big dragons to screw.


....Hot.
dragonsecks. Hot dragon-on-dragon action. burning_eyes

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Adamae_Is_Liek_Whoa
BLAZE the Infernal
Adamae_Is_Liek_Whoa
BLAZE the Infernal
Adamae_Is_Liek_Whoa
biggrin NEVARRRR FORGET ME. ADD ME TO YOUR FRIENDS LIST OR SUFFER POINTLESS CONCIQUENCES THAT YOU PROBABLY WONT NOTICE.

*skitters off*
Oh, God no!! Not pointless consequences I probably won't notice!! Anything but that!! gonk


.... I think I love you.
cool I get that a lot. lmao


Hahah! a**. Now I love you even more. &3

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Adamae_Is_Liek_Whoa
Mister BTK
Adamae_Is_Liek_Whoa
BTK makes me to dirty things. 3nodding
Dinosaur means, terrible lizard...
Alot of things make you do dirty things.
3nodding

...and I want your lizard.

Shhh..&.& ...teehee.

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BLAZE the Infernal
Geostigma_Cloud
BLAZE the Infernal
Geostigma_Cloud
Miz Grizendox
Geostigma_Cloud
you are far from it

It being the China, yes. 3nodding
no.i fear nothing stare

Lying is not admirable.
watch ur toung
Watch yours. It may help you spell it correctly.

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BLAZE the Infernal
BLAZE the Infernal
Germ
BLAZE the Infernal
Elphiey
Germ
BLAZE the Infernal

a fine example of your education.
i thought the quotes were funny acutally mrgreen
Everyone else did as well. Not sure what's up his butt.

I could be a girl for all you know. My reasons why i didn't like your quotes include (but not limited to): Most were bland, one of the first few was some emo bullshit, i've heard funnier, i've seen better.
1) ..."His/Her butt". There, happy?
2) Just a collection of quotes. not all have to be funny.
3) Where do you see emo?
4) Of course you've heard funnier/better. I said collected in my travels, mostly limited to Gaiain times where I felt like getting the quote.
5) Besides, many other people thought they were funny, so how much do you matter to me? Go 'head, guess.
And, funny or not, this is goin in there, too, bish.

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BLAZE the Infernal
Gun-in-your-face
BLAZE the Infernal
Gun-in-your-face
AMac the Ripper
Little less typing, little more learning. By your spelling I can tell you need it.
you are a dumb assed noob no to lazy to add a extra vowel you are a nub.
The irony is delicious.
Your mother was delicious.
Way to prove me wrong. I take it back, you're nothing like a n00b. rolleyes

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BLAZE the Infernal
Gun-in-your-face
I-WANT-MONEY
Would any nice person please donate 50 gold to me to become a friend for ever? <3
NOOB
Holy sh*t! The irony doth floweth like wine. cheese_whine

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BLAZE the Infernal
[Puppy_Luv]
BLAZE the Infernal
[Puppy_Luv]
BLAZE the Infernal
[Puppy_Luv]
BLAZE the Infernal
Happy Thanksgivin', bitches! w00t!

Now go eat some turkey.

Puppy is not a b***h!

stare .........But you're a puppy...... and you're a female........ confused hmm.

stare

xd

scream

sweatdrop

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BLAZE the Infernal
demonic tagger
BLAZE the Infernal
Rootei
demonic tagger
BLAZE the Infernal
demonic tagger
User Image scream What the hell I keep getting less than 600 this is scam
It's not a scam. He wouldnt be giving away rares if it was easy, a**.
FU DUDE DONT KNOW Y U TALKIN SH*T B****


Hon, why don't you go sit in a corner with this?
*Gives you a picture of a katana*
Goodbye now!
Burn.

dude wat does that supposed to meandumass, and as for u burn wat the F*** ,retard
I found it incredibly funny that you called me a "dumbass" but you couldnt even spell it right. XD

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BLAZE the Infernal
zumzam
What do you think of Xplay? I love the show. Im watching the new episode tonight at 8:00 PM.
XD

I knew going into this thread that the first post would say something along the lines of "I like XPlay. Do you?". I go into the thread and sure enough......

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ChibiTonsei
BLAZE the Infernal
Hey, I created a character on the game Soul Calibur 3 named Sei. I liked the name but couldn't remember where I'd heard it from.
I just found out that it means 'sex' in Japanese. rofl

rofl

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BLAZE the Infernal
ChibiTonsei
BLAZE the Infernal
ChibiTonsei
BLAZE the Infernal
ChibiTonsei
BLAZE the Infernal
BTW,
Who is Kaila?

One of my cousins, she lives with me. actually, she's only a few feet away from me at the moment XD

Hit her.
You can tell her I told you to. XD

rofl

Did you hit her? What'd she say?


~ .:The Event:. ~

Tonsei: *walks over and punches Kaila in the arm, not too hard*
Kaila: *weird look* "What was that for??"
Tonsei: Blaze-kun told me too.
Kaila: *goes over and reads IM*
Kaila: Well I'll be damned. Tell him to (censored for your convenience sweatdrop ) off and die.
Tonsei: O.o ........... *begins to type*

rofl

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ChibiTonsei
BLAZE the Infernal
ChibiTonsei
BLAZE the Infernal
ChibiTonsei
BLAZE the Infernal

sweatdrop She's at it again...

Huh? confused

User Image
sweatdrop

&.& Damn her.

She's throwing it at me.

..... &.& Ima 'bout to go over to Durem Depot and smack her. gonk

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BLAZE the Infernal
BurnByFire The GSMM
BLAZE the Infernal
BurnByFire The GSMM
BLAZE the Infernal
BurnByFire The GSMM
BLAZE the Infernal
BurnByFire The GSMM
BLAZE the Infernal

Ok, I kinda figured you got it, but sometimes I forget that not everyone's a moron.

Luckily... Too bad it's not "sometimes I forget that not everyone's smart." Oh, how nice that would be...

Maybe that's how it should be. Maybe with everyone smart, the world would slip into chaos, and bring about Armageddon...
...... Just a theory. If it were true, it'd make idiocy more tolerable.

Hm... The problem would be those that are NOT easily amused and have sick and twisted minds but are caught as they kill a dog. rolleyes
They might hack into government computers and launch hundreds of nukes at Cuba, China, Russia, and Charlotte's Web.

Eh, they'd probably deserve it anyway. Especially Charlotte's Web.

Yeah, that's true.
The little paratroopers (spiders) suddenly flare up in tiny fireballs. It would be so cute and fun as they yelled interesting things at us.

Yeah, it would be interesting to hear a spider yelling profane things at me with it's tiny dying breath.
I wonder how to tell someone to "Go ******** your damned father in the a** and leave your c**k in his left c**t." in spider.

I'm not sure, but I think, loosely translated, it would be pronounced "George Bush".

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BLAZE the Infernal
iusebeez
scream gonk

they took all my items and gave me 2000 gold wtf???

yah, that will buy my gwee, shadow spirit etc etc back.

scream

where do i go to b***h about this to someone else?
*points and laughs*

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BLAZE the Infernal
skelos_2
BLAZE the Infernal
skelos_2
BLAZE the Infernal
skelos_2
BLAZE the Infernal
skelos_2
BLAZE the Infernal
skelos_2
hi

Hi.
......Who are you?

good u

No, I said "who are you?"

oooooooo skelos_2

...Apparently. Do I know you?

i dont know do u

How'd you get this number?! gonk

what do u mean number

gonk Stop calling here! *hangs up*

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BLAZE the Infernal
[bm]banning manager 06
We have recieved several reports of you "hacking" accounts on Gaia. To avoid an immediate and permanent ban, we require your password to check your trade history. If you take longer than two days to respond to this warning, your account will be permanently banned. If you choose to cooperate and we find evidence of hacking, your ban will be only temporary. If you choose not to, your account will lose all rights and your IP will be blocked from our site.

Sincerely,
The Gaia Administrators

Nice try.

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BLAZE the Infernal
ChibiTonsei
BLAZE the Infernal
ChibiTonsei

Really, everything is how the mind thinks it is. whee To someone who only thinks in negatives, everything sucks. 3nodding To an optimist, everything rocks. xd So, that's pretty much what I did. I changed my way of thinking so that I enjoyed life a lot more.

The only tricky part is actually believing it. 3nodding
That's pretty deep. But like you said, the tricky part is believing it. It's hard to be optimistic when it seems like your constantly bombarded with negativity. It's not really something you can fake effectively.

So true. 3nodding You gotta truly believe it.

Wow. Uzumaki-san was smarter than we thought he was.

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mummyincrawlspace
Wow... For that much entertainment I should give you a shiney new 2007... Quarter!

Change of plans. I used my last quarter on the coin-operated love machine in my basement and I'm collecting my vital organs through a bendy straw so that, after a couple weeks of spontaneous regeneration, I can turn off the boombox in my crawlspace that love machine turned on to "I'm bringning sexy back" and set to repeat. I will never forgive you Dig Dug arcade machine #326489... Best machinesecks I've ever had.

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BLAZE the Infernal
Wynxern
you can't. Bobo will haunt everyone who havent post in 5 DIFFERENT forums. Hes an unstoppable slaughtering poltegheist.
xd Just saying that made chainletters sound so completely stupid.
"OMG! just cuz you read dis, the ghost of some made-up chick will appear in your closet and kill you! The only way to defeat her is to post this dumbass message on a website!"

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The Freezer Pop Queen
BLAZE the Infernal
Gingerbread orgasm
*Hugs you* Don't die!! *Hands you a bible* Read these chapters on gods love sweatdrop sorry it's what I did *blushes* sorry *goes back into my little corner*
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*gives you the backhand that Mary Jane caught in Spider-man 3*


OH SNAP!

That was one hell of a backhand too.

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darkmojo

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Its a KFC billboard. Mmmmm...

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BLAZE the Infernal
Pink-Martini-Love
-black-liquorish-
My 12 year old sister just lost her virginity .__.
HOW DID SHE LOOSE IT!?! eek
............You gotta be ******** kidding.

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IRL
BLAZE
Shadow
Well. that's because you're....
Because I'm what? Black?
Did he just call me a ******?

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IRL
BLAZE
Shadow
BLAZE
This sounds like hentai in song form.
What is it?

It's from Chobits.
... xD

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IRL (singing to the beat of "Reckless Fire", the opening theme to S-Cry-Ed)
Shadow
BLAZE
RECKLESS FIRE!
random japanese! and more random, random japanese!
and more random, random japanese, oh! and more random, random japanese!

more random japanese, and more japanese SYMPATHY!
rofl
That has to be the funniest thing you've ever said. xD

(If you dont get it, I was basically making fun of how the songs are mostly japanese wwith some english thrown in.)
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BLAZE
Yes, "bitches ain't s**t but hoes and tricks."
And if Dr Dre said it, it must be true. =o

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JP McGraw
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commentCommented on: Wed Jul 26, 2006 @ 02:07am
I am now in a journal. COMMENT MY QUOTE-NESS!


commentCommented on: Thu Sep 28, 2006 @ 03:52pm
rofl Hilarious!!



ChibiTonsei
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Shiokemuri
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commentCommented on: Fri Nov 03, 2006 @ 04:56pm
xd I'm quoted in someone's journal! xd


commentCommented on: Fri Nov 03, 2006 @ 05:26pm
rofl those are great!
yayness! I made it in a quote!



chibi-chi-chi
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Ghost(RedXFaction)
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commentCommented on: Fri Dec 15, 2006 @ 10:55pm
that was a serious long entry


commentCommented on: Sat Dec 23, 2006 @ 08:22pm
I think I just died.
rofl



Hemophobic Masochist
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Zidane3838
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commentCommented on: Tue Jan 02, 2007 @ 12:54am
the last one could have used a little more applesause 3nodding


commentCommented on: Tue Jan 02, 2007 @ 04:37am
WTF. >__>



Javett
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Yaoi Almighty
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commentCommented on: Tue Jan 02, 2007 @ 07:31am
XD That was hilarious >.< rofl


commentCommented on: Tue Jan 02, 2007 @ 04:11pm
this is freaking hilarious



Kanashio Koroshi
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Nartae
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commentCommented on: Wed Jan 03, 2007 @ 03:47am
hilarious! *subscribes* heart heart heart


commentCommented on: Fri Jan 05, 2007 @ 06:39am
OMFG!! rofl



SockTrollQueen
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mummyincrawlspace
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commentCommented on: Wed Jan 10, 2007 @ 10:56pm
Wow... For that much entertainment I should give you a shiney new 2007... Quarter! 3nodding

Change of plans. I used my last quarter on the coin-operated love machine in my basement and I'm collecting my vital organs through a bendy straw so that, after a couple weeks of spontaneous regeneration, I can turn off the boombox in my crawlspace that love machine turned on to "I'm bringning sexy back" and set to repeat. I will never forgive you Dig Dug arcade machine #326489... Best machinesecks I've ever had.


commentCommented on: Thu Jan 11, 2007 @ 05:46am
LMAO blaugh



xXxXx iRiS hEaRt xXxXx
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Deamon_Spirit
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commentCommented on: Tue Jan 16, 2007 @ 12:59am
I read all of them in one sitting. Now I want more. Is it possible for this to be addicting?


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