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I saw Ron Bruise! His head is much bigger in person. All this talk about aliens reminds me of that time I was abducted and had a chip implanted in my hand. If I hold it up in just the right direction, I can pick up radio signals all the way from Japan. Lately it's been transmitting voices that sound unlike any human language I've ever heard. They get stronger every day as Halloween draws nears. What could this mean?