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Hello sir Graham. Are you going to grab the ******** condor today?

Yes, I am in a piss with Kings Quest. Because the useless knight Sir Graham, who can't fight for s**t, has no armor whatsoever, and can't toss a dagger properly has utterly failed at catching a condor.
So what he CAN do is get eaten by the wolf, beaten to a bloody pulp by teh ogre, robbed blind by the dwarf, fall of numerous amounts of cliffs into the raging river below, start drowning only to get pushed by the troll back on land and still drown on the land (I found that one kinda funny though..), feed a speechless woman, playy a fiddle and dance around like an idiot, and say 'Doust thou truly wish to cease our adventuring?' like a complete and utter moron.
Sure he finds a wife in his next game, but right now, he wants to be king by CATCHING TEH ******** CONDOR!!
Srsly.
I make him jump to grab it, and he jumps. Right under it. And he won't grab it. or the stupid bird won't grab him. He's right under its feet. I have seriously grabbed that bird in every place possible. His beak, head, chest, stomach, feet and tail. And Ghrahm still won't stick to it. STUPID CONDOR!!
Well sure the game was fine until that point. It was also piss annoying. Because the wolf likes the taste of Gharahm. And you have to be careful when walking around teh castle or else Gharahm will fall in the moat and teh sea monsters will steal his hat. Oh, and he drowns after that, of course. Death by sea monsters. Moat monsters. Whatever. I wouldn't have them in my house. No way. Or in my moat. Those flesh eating fish are more appropriate. Everyone can see teh moat monsters and poison them somehow. But I'm going off the subject. The condor is being a b***h. He doesn't want me ;-;
Stupid condor.