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Rantings of a Diseased Mind

All those who read further beware, for your brain shall liquify, drip out your nostrils, and flush itself down the toilet.



HAPPY DAY OF THE MOOSE!!!!!!!! Bleed with joy earthlings, for it be 7-7-07, THE DAY OF THE MOOSE!! I've already planted bombs in my neighbor's garage in celebration mrgreen Anywho, today I found out that I have HUGE bruises all over my legs and I don't know how they got there. You know what this means, kids? In my sleep, I'm a ninja. Well, I'm ganna enjoy the rest of the holiday. May Jhonen smile upon you, and then throw baby intestines at your grandmother. Amen.