The new Reel Big Fish CD, Monkeys for Nothin and the Chimps for Free, came out today. I spent a good portion of the day staking out the mailbox, because over a month ago I preordered an autographed copy off their website. I waited for hours, and when the maildude finally came I practically jumped him (he's used to me doing this when I'm expecting a package, so he thought it was funny). And guess what? IT WASN'T THERE. So instead I've been on their website listening to the 30 second previews of some of the new songs. What makes me the maddest is that the previews aren't just good, THEY'RE AMAZING. If I can judge off the four previews, the CD must be mind-splodingly good. And I don't have it. Damn you all. Here's some immensely amusing lyrics from the preview of the song 'Another FU Song'-
[******** living,
******** dieing,
******** laughing
******** crying
******** this song,
But mostly ******** You
******** love, hate and friends
******** following trends,
******** this song,
Cant wait till it ends.
******** everything, but ******** you the most.
******** everyone, but ******** you the most.
With a big rusty pole, or a splintering post,
yeah ******** you the most ******** YOU!!!
On a completely different note, my sunburn is peeling. 'Tis quite and odd feeling.
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