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This is gonna take a lot of explanation. Okay, last year about two weeks before school let out for summer my mom got in a car accident and hurt her leg. It's been 14 months and her leg hasn't gotten much better, so her doctor told her that she can get this injection to totally deaden that spot on her leg, and she wants to do it. We'll get back to that later. My cousin Danny's 12th birthday is coming up. On his list he asked for a bunch of movies and DVDs, all of which are rated R or M (that little pervert). My mom called up Uncle Mike (her brother, Danny's dad) and told him he raised a pervert and shame on him. Unfortunately she mentioned the leg thing to Uncle Mike (or as I call him, Senior Diablo) and he found the notion of killing the nerves in part of her leg hilarious and told her that the day she gets the procedure done he's driving down here so he can kick her over and over and over and over and the she said she's gonna smack him and he hung up (Mom can be scary sometimes). Then I called him and we thought up all the horrible things that could happen to her leg and she wouldn't know 'cos she can't feel it. Examples-
-Eaten by carnivorous mice in her sleep
-Attacked by velociraptors
-Attacked by Jeffrey Dahmer zombie/ghost
-Impaled by random throwing star
There ya go- proof that my family is just as crazy as I am mrgreen