Today I would like to raise an important issue- wrist awareness. As we all know, this issue has been vitally important for the last few weeks, and it's only a matter of time before we see people discussing this travesty in presidential debates, CNN, C-SPAN, and public access tv. For now, we must look to our fearless leader, one Mr. Stephen Colbert, who boldly sacrificed his own left wrist for the greater good whilst running in circles to Beyonce music. Well I for one will not let his courage go unnoticed. That's right, I'm gonna get me one of these babies-
I would now like to encourage you all to go to www.colbertnation.com and order a bracelet to raise wrist awareness. Or, if you have a lot of spare cash, go on Ebay and bid on Stephen's cast. Then when you get it, send it to me. I'll give you a cookie.
