My family... we hate Xmas. We hate Halloween. We hate commercialized holidays with a passion. They are the devil in its most evil form... the cause of the laughter and happiness and sheer annoyance of bratty little children.
Oh how we hate children.
We stay away from holidays as much as possible. Forget waking up with smiles on our faces and rushing downstairs to open stockings and presents under a great big ******** tree - our Xmases are a lot more... simple. I used to get my presents given to me by my parents in the middle of the night in a big pillow case. I'd wake up, drag it to their room and say my thanks, then go downstairs to spend the rest of the morning playing one of the new video games I'd get.
And now that I've grown up a bit more I usually get one main present and then like... a video game and a bar of Dairy Milk. That'll satisfy me. My mother still decides to be a**l with the decorating of the tree every year (I've tried decorating it myself before, then once I'd go to school she'd rearrange it all in her fancy way. And might I add, our decorations are way old and we have a yucky red and gold traditional tree, instead of something in a modern, cyber style like I'd prefer) but we're putting it up later and later and taking it down earlier and earlier every year, so we're making progress of eliminating unnecessary joy from the household.
I know, I know, I'm rambling, I've gone off track from what I wanted to say.
My outfit! Yes, it's all jolly. You see, I need to get into the spirit early this year, what with this new item design contest. We usually save our jolliness, if any, until a few days before the dreaded day.
Only three days left of that contest, so I need to hurry.
And give me a few minutes here to myself, as it is time for a CHEESECAKE.
*om nom nom*
I would take a picture of me eating this for seffy_chan but this program for my webcam doesn't like to open when I'm on my dad's desktop. And this shitty camera of mine has run out of battery power. Hm, I should get a new camera for my birthday...
Ahh, that was some gewwwd cheesecake.
Right, I'm gonna pop down town tomorrow, see if any of these retailers that think Xmas starts at the beginning of November can give me ideas for an item design. Yeah, I'm gonna try super-hard with this and come up with something the artists just cannot throw away - I would love to have an extra 500,000g in my pocket. I dunno if my pocket is big enough... I'm going to have to get a bigger pocket... or sew more pockets onto my Biker trousers! Genius.
Oh yeah, and the pride of having my name made famous... mmm, pride. And since I'm probably going to fail GCSE textiles I'd like to know that at least I can design something good.
Eugh, I bet it's going to rain tomorrow. I got rained on yesterday when I was walking all the way home from the gym, my silly little black hoodie with cat ears on wasn't enough to stop me getting wet! sad I should've put on my hat as well and done that hardcore hood-over-hat thing that looks so damn cool.
I love my little generic emo hat that I got from Peacocks for four quid. Even though it's pretty s**t. heart
And what else was I going to say... oh it's gone out of my mind now.
And don't forget to register to the mobileAct website and become a fan of You And What Army! They need all the help they can get to overtake the shitty Headliners and GET BACK ON TV! Link's in my signature, just click the lasers and extremely blurred people. 3nodding
WORD OUT.
BY THE WAY HOW COOL IS MY NEW OUTFIT. EVEN IF IT IS SO JOLLY I ALMOST WANT TO THROW UP. OR IS THAT 'CAUSE I ATE TOO MUCH PIZZA AND CHEESECAKE. cool
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