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That title has nothing to do with this entry, I just felt like sharing that little nugget of wisdom with you. No, don't thank me, I do it because I love you. You may commence grovelling. Done? Lovely.

Anywho, I've been informed that I am to make a list of ten random things about myself. I'm sure you, dear reader, are enthralled. What? Where are you going? Oh fine, be that way, see if I care...*sniff*...I'm so unappreciated.

1. When I was a little over one year old we were having a family Hanukkah party at Bubby's house. My uncle had gotten his then five-year-old daughter Sarah a big stuffed clown. Sarah was terrified of it and refused to go near the thing. Uncle Mike suggested to my mom that maybe I would want it. Mom then put me in front of the clown to see what I'd do. According to Mom I stared at the clown for a few seconds, then suddenly screeched like a howler monkey and proceeded to bite it in the face. Even as a baby I was a kicker of asses.

2. I know nowadays people are constantly obsessed over looking young and getting botox and crap like that. When I'm old I hope my face is full of laugh lines, I'd happily give up looking young in favor of having a face that shows how happy my life has been.

3. I constantly hear girls my age say that they've had their dream wedding planned since they were little girls. Even recently I've noticed a few comments my family has made about when I get married some day. Little do they know I made up my mind ages ago that if I ever want to get hitched I'll never have a wedding ceremony, I plan on eloping wink

4. I'm planning on wearing an outfit that violates the dress code to my school photo this year just to see if I can get away with it.

5. My leg is starting to fall asleep.

6. A week ago I was trying to get Tango to come in from the yard, but she refused to move. I didn't want to go walk into the yard and grab her because it was really muddy and I couldn't find my shoes, so I went and stood on the end of the deck. She didn't move. I sat down. She still didn't move. I layed down on my side. Nothing. I then started rolling around on the deck yelling, "BOY, WOULDN'T IT BE FUN TO TACKLE ME WHILE I'M ON THE GROUND AND YOU'RE FULL OF MUD?" She finally came (she didn't tackle me though, thank god) and when I got up I realized my neighbors were standing on their porch staring at me.

7. Okay, my leg is asleep now.

8. My family is slowly ripping away what little sanity I've managed to cling onto all my life. I'm pissed at most of them right now and it's making me feel seriously guilty...damn Jews and their brain-ninja powers. Here's why I'm sick of them all:
-Bubby's effing annoying lately.
-Rich won't shut up about how his new car gets better gas milage than ours when he knows damn well he bought the EXACT SAME car we have with a different paint job.
-Aunt Barb keeps biting everybody's head off at any moment for no reason at all.
-Pat is...well, Pat. It doesn't get much worse than that.
-Aunt Deb enables Pat to be himself.
-Did I mention Pat's 15-year-old daughter is in the hospital for the second time because she's been cutting herself and HE HASN'T EVEN CALLED HER?!?!
-Sarah is a brat.
-Mom keeps buying more and more ice cream because I mentioned that I want to lose weight.
I appologise for the bitchfest.

9. I used to be able to fluently read gnomish. Yay for pointless talents!

10. I'm totally punked for school this year because I'll have a class with Katie and Spencer all year long!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!! I'm hoping it's during third hour so we have lunch together all year too. I miss them bitches xp