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Don't you Hate it When--


1. You need to pee, but against your better judgment, you keep playing World of Warcraft/playing on Gaia/sleeping. The urine builds up until bursting, whereupon you conclude that it is a good idea to go thither and urinate, but you need to so badly that with each movement, you can feel your bladder compress like a Styrofoam cup filled to the rim, and you decide that you are unable to move so you lay there for a little while contemplating how you find yourself in these ludicrous situations until you finally are able to stand - painfully - to your feet and hobble to the bathroom?



2. When you suck at fashion or anything involving what is generally accepted, so that you will be in a store and point out a dress or some other item that you like, and you get those awkward grimaces from every moron around you, causing you to contemplate why you are even friends with these schmucks?


3. You're trying to do something to impress people, (like a backward somersault) and you fail so miserably that people can only glance amongst one another and wonder if that was actually what you intended to do. You then have to play it off like you aren't at all embarrassed about landing on your head after bragging about your awesome moves?


4. You are listening to a song you love, and consequently loving it, and you think to yourself, "Man, this song would really get everyone pumped if I played it for them!"
And then when you do, no one is impressed, not even you, irrespective that you thought it was so awesome just the other day; things are just cooler alone, or when people have the same taste as you, I suppose.


5. You meet some girl who feigns perkiness, and you just wanna punch her in her slightly-over-weight-face because everything she says is hedged in deceit and lies, regardless of what it is, but you can't even speak rudely to her because everyone else is deceived by her facade?
This girl is the one wearing the fashion that would be cool on anyone else, but not her because you wanna stuff your foot into her loud mouth every time she opens it, but you're not even sure if your assessment of her is correct so you feel bad about writing a journal entry concerning it?


6. You win arguments online, but in real life, regardless that everyone is an idiotic simpleton, you are unable to think quickly or shrewdly enough to properly demonstrate to them their ignorance, so you end up with a bit of a draw and five hours later you're conjuring all of these brilliant thoughts that, had you only said during the instant of arguing, you would have not only won the argument, but the sheer genius of your reasoning would have set everyone within ear shot in tears, caused the angels to sing and brought about world peace?




Yeah.

Me too.