Really. The best power metal band in existence.
Most power metal sucks horribly, getting its face stuck that way, cheeks sucked in an all. Then comes Dragonforce and throws all of the other bands into a pit, covers them in honey and makes bear calls with its superior vocals.
Too bad there are no bears around and we still must endure the endless, high-pitched, weak, dull music that the other bands offer.
I was browsing YouTube and saw that some of the lists of power metal made no reference to Dragonforce at all.
Can you believe that? The audacity to exclude Dragonforce (even accidentally, which is undoubtedly what occurred) is of such an excessive extent as to be arrogant and deluded!
No list is complete without Dragonforce.
When I make a shopping list, I add 'Dragonforce' to it. They're JUST that good.
I played Dragonforce at a science meeting once, where all of the scientists with their thick-rimmed glasses, sniffing noses and superior intellect were gathered to celebrate the natural world.
Upon getting to the chorus of 'My Spirit Will Go On,' trolls were burrowing out of the ground, trampling over the cool, freshly turned earth, and wizards were casting fire spells and attempting to ascertain what the inverse square law is until they grew frustrated and just burned the whole place down.
True story.
Moreover, no one, even fans of Dragonforce, respects Dragonforce and appreciates their songs.
Why is it that each time I mention the band, some ignorant oaf must spout, "Oh! Through the Fire and Flames!" as if he knows what he is talking about?
What about the dozens of other songs they have made? At least three of their songs are better than Through the Fire and Flames, but you uneducated yokels know this one song from a video game and regardless of your alleged claims to like Dragonforce you couldn't name any of their other songs.
Look at this list:
Above the Winter Moonlight
Fury of the Storm
Soldiers of the Wasteland
My Spirit Will Go On
Fields of Despair
Inside the Winter Storm
Once in a Lifetime
Valley of the Damned
Lost Souls in Endless Time
The Flame of Youth
Black Winter Night
And that's not half of what they have.
Each of these songs can bring the hardest heart to an even more impressive caliber of hardness, cause people to adorn themselves with swords and slay dragons that appeared just now while 'Heart of a Dragon' was playing.
We have too many posers:
1. The posers who used to like Dragonforce, but don't any more because they 'sold out' or because their 'old stuff is better'.
These jerks like Dragonforce; all of it, but they want to justify their preference to all of the snobs who hate Dragonforce, so they claim that, "[You're] right, Dragonforce sucks, but their old stuff is good."
Yeah, no; shut up. They don't have 'old stuff'. If your band has only been around for eight years, then you don't have old stuff.
Their new album involves more awesomeness than is possible to shake a stick at, because the song will summon a bolt of lightning to turn your judgmental hide into a pile of greasy ashes which will be slowly scattered to the wind and lost as they fade in the distance at the bottom of a massive canyon.
2. The posers who hate Dragonforce because, 'All of their songs sound the same'. If you think all of their songs sound the same, then it's because you haven't listened to the band, which automatically nullifies your opinion.
And what band doesn't have songs that sound similar? If the tune is different and the meaning is different and the sound is different, then it's not 'the same'.
The only facsimile around is you dumb lemmings who have less originality and diversity than can be found in a bowl of Cheerios(tm).
3. The posers who make me angry. I'm referring to everyone in the world. Seriously, what's up with you people?
You need to chill out.
You cannot lambaste an entire group of people simply because their ideas differ from your own.
Next thing you know, your internet blog will have an entry about people who don't like the music you like or the Television shows you enjoy.
Bunch of conceited bigots.
Atari Maxi Tariyama Community Member 
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