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And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be...?

Do I look like a ******** people person?

This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.

I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.

I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.

Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.

If I throw a stick, will you leave?

The Bible was written by the same people who said the Earth was flat.

Did the aliens forget to remove your a**l probe?

Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.

Allow me to introduce my selves.

Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.

I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.

Stress is when you wake up screaming & you realize you haven't fallen
asleep yet.

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.

Too many freaks, not enough circuses.

Chaos, panic, & disorder - my work here is done.

I plead contemporary insanity.

And which dwarf are you?

How do I set a laser printer to stun?