GOOD NEWS-
I was not killed by the evil dentists.
BAD NEWS-
I hafta have SIX teeth pulled.
GOOD NEWS-
I didn't hafta have 'em pulled today.
BAD NEWS-
They're getting pulled next Tuesday.
GOOD NEWS-
I get to skip school.
BAD NEWS-
OW.
GOOD NEWS-
The doc said there's a good chance I won't need braces!!!
BAD NEWS-
Mom wants me to get 'em anyways so my teeth are perfect.
GOOD NEWS-
Mom's gonna have a little "accident" before that ever happens..........
SHOCKING NEWS-
I GOT MY HAIR CUT. Don't get ahead of me people, it's still long as hell, but since I can't get the ends dyed green (turns out I'd hafta get extensions, it's the only way I'd get the right color) I got a weird lil sorta-bangs on one side. I nearly died when the chick cutting my hair held up the two-foot-long chunk of hair she cut off!!
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Rantings of a Diseased Mind
All those who read further beware, for your brain shall liquify, drip out your nostrils, and flush itself down the toilet.
Smile and the world smiles with you, laugh and they'll all think you're on drugs.
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