• twas christmas night that santa did fight
    with the elves and reindeer
    they all did scream
    "tis anew christmas this year!"

    The elves had asked for a christmas raise
    but Santa clause laughed a cruel hohoNO!
    and sent them on their ways

    now twas the day before christmas

    well the reindeer asked for more cheese
    they even said pretty please
    but santa said again with mean mirth "hohoNO"

    Well christmas came and on that day
    santa came down just to say
    "come now time to be on our MERRY ways"
    but what he saw did make him stop
    twas the elves and reindeer who poped!
    they tied him up with christmas tinsle and ran him up the northern pole!

    Twas christmas night that santa did fight
    with the elves and reindeer
    and they all did scream
    "tis a new christmas this year!"
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