• Pull Your Pants up o'er your gut now,
    Fa la la la la, la la la la.
    You shouldn't have eaten that whole stuffed roast sow,
    Fa la la la la, la la la la.

    Now you have a resolution,
    Fa la la la la, la la la, la la la.
    Hopefully, there's a solution.
    Fa la la la la, la la la la.

    There's the pudding on the table,
    Fa la la la la, la la la la.
    Try to resist if you are able,
    Fa la la la la, la la la la.

    Time to bring out that new "BowFlex",
    Fa la la la la la la la la.
    We'll wait 'til New Year's to find out what's next,
    Fa la la la la, la la la LA!

    (Mmm..food!)