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My Name Is Katisha But I Go By mrgreen <br />
The Name Kathy<br />
I Live In New York I Am Puerto Rican My Birthday is Jan 12 my age is 1? wink Im a Vegan (vegetarian) Also I am a Verry Nice Helpful Person<br />
I Could Be Mean So Dont Get On My BAD SIDE ;D <br />
I LOVE Horses, (all) Big Cats (lion,tigers ect..) && My Friends ,Im A Gimnastic <br />
I Have Been In Gaiaonline.com For About Long Time. 3nodding So Hit Me Up <br />
If You Wanna Anything Else Let Me Know In Comments bye bye heart
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Some Jocks<br />
THE GREAT GRAHAM BELL'S INVENTION!!!!<br />
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**'Hello?'** <br />
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**'Hi honey.**<br />
**This is Daddy.**<br />
**Is Mommy near the phone?'** <br />
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**'No, Daddy.**<br />
**She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.'** <br />
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**After a brief pause,** <br />
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**Daddy says,**<br />
**'But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul.'** <br />
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**'Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy,**<br />
**Right now.'** <br />
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**'Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do.**<br />
**Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs**<br />
**And knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy**<br />
**That Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway.'** <br />
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**'Okay, Daddy, Just a minute.'** <br />
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**A few minutes later**<br />
**The little girl comes back to the phone..** <br />
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**'I did it, Daddy.'** <br />
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**'And what happened, honey?' ** <br />
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'Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming.** <br />
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**Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser**<br />
**And now she isn't moving at all!'** <br />
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**'Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?'** <br />
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**'He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too.** <br />
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**He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window**<br />
**And into the swimming pool.**<br />
**But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water**<br />
**Last week to clean it..** <br />
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**He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead.'** <br />
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*****Long Pause***** <br />
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*****Longer Pause***** <br />
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*****Even Longer Pause***** <br />
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**Then Daddy says,** <br />
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**'Swimming pool? ...........** <br />
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**Is this 486-5731?'* <br />
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**No, I think you have the wrong number......** rofl
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