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    BITCH! Y'better pay your taxes - y'want your beloved mother on the streets? C'mere you whippersnapper!     <br />
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    Why hello, child. Come in, come in! Sit, sit! I'll put this frying pan away for now.<br />
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    Welcome to my page, love.     <br />
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    Grandma Gaia. That's me name.<br />
    I knit your underwear. Give me a big ol' hug, 'ja?<br />
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    Things I love. <br />
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    I love hugs. In short, hugs make you feel like a snug bug in a mug in a jug on a pug on a rug in a tug. Ugh. <br />
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    I love knitting. 'Nuff said.<br />
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    I like puns - be they witty, cheesy, or plain damn confusing. Like this one. <br />
    My grandson swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When I telephoned to ask how he was, the nurse said "No change yet."<br />
    Hur hur. Ain't that hilarious.<br />
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    I love donations. If you're a penurious pansy like my late hubbie, fine. But you can at least pay your taxes. Else the elderly, like I por ejemplo, will have to reside into the streets - we, bags o' ol' bones with pockets empty, CARDBOARD BOXES FOR SHELTER, AND UNDERSUPPLIES OF WOOL AND KNITTING NEEDLES. <br />
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    Whoops, there goes the fork. <br />
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    Speaking of forks and food, I also own a cafe. Be darling and check it out, will you? <br />
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    Grandma Gaias Cafe!<br />
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    Things I hate.<br />
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    Beggars. Disregarding the fact that I could be one.<br />
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    Olivia and Agatha. I'm sexier than those ol' geezers - you know it, sweetheart.<br />
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    I'll shut up now. Why don't you tell me 'bout y'self, 'ja?<br />
    A'ight? Word. <br />
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