• Animals that live in the old Macdonald's zoo are a very special breed. Breeds that are so exotic and so different that no other zoo in the world has them, these animals are special in that they can talk, but not just any kind of talk that white trash red neck trailer park fightin' talk and because of this difference in the animals Old Macdonald owns the zoo industries a**, I mean hey, who else can say they have animals that can talk and not get locked up in the loony bin? Continuing on with the story that I trailed away from, this story is about the daily lives of some of those rowdy, special, trashy animals that are so exotic.

    During the days Old Macdonald demands that they animals stay on their best behavior, lest he puts them through the old Macwoodchipper. Every one remembers when Drinky the Drunken Donkey went all stubborn and wouldn't perform for the kids. Forget about that for now though I'm getting side tracked again. Going on with the story, here we are at the zoo in the middle of the night and the animals are starting to relax and unwind and cuss and drink and fight.

    Harry the hippo has some big a** teeth, teeth that he isn't afraid to rip some one in half with. "I want meh damned beer and grapes, damn it!"

    "Just hold your horses" says Rita the Ranting Rhino.

    "Keep talkin' like that and I'll bite you" He replied "Jus cause I like them horses don't mean you need to keep bringin'em up."

    "Look you guys shut the hell up!" said bowser the bear "Are you guys forgetting what tonight is?" More often than not those fat bastards forget the agenda for the evening.

    "What's goin' on tonight?" they asked.

    "Now how did I know you dumb asses would forget it?" Chimed in Elli the Elephant.

    "Okay for the last time, tonight is the night we're gettin' out of here" said bowser.

    "Psh, forget that" the fat a** hippo and rhino said" if you get caught it's the Macwoodchipper for you."

    "Quit your belly aching" said Elli "You just want to sit here and perform for these dumb hillbillies every day?"

    "Right now I just want to get drunk and chase those hot a** horses" said Harry.

    Seeing that the fat asses were too damned lazy to try and free themselves, Bowser and Elli went on by themselves to try and figure out a way to escape. Toying with several ideas the dastardly duo came to the conclusion that they need some help. Using their connections with the jungle mafia mobsters they went to ask Tony the Tough a** Tiger for help. Venting their issues to Tony they all came up with a plan to get out, but, what they weren't counting on was the fact that Rita was an undercover agent in the middle of a sting operation to catch any rabble rousing animals and that she was talking to the feds, Old Macdonald, right now as Tony, Elli, and Bowser were trying to make their escape. Xavier Macdonald, the king pin of the zoo industry, has kept a tight reign on zoo animals every where for the last thirty years, upon hearing this he was royally pissed off.

    "Bring me those animals" he said "I'll make examples of them for every one to see."

    Zoos every where were shown the videos of the three animals being fed through the Old Macwoodchipper for their crimes and then the animals were told that if they didn't behave they'de get the same thing as Tony, Elli and Bowser, seeing this video the animals were afraid and not one of them ever tried to escape again, in fact, several of them stopped drinking and chasing women, a few of them stoped cursing and all of them stopped fighting because the execution of those animals showed them that it just didn't pay to be white trashy in this man ruled zoological world and they all lived happily ever after.