• Chapter 1
    "I'M GONNA KILL YOU!" a very angry Kira screamed at the top of his lungs.

    "EEP!" Gin said, as he ran through the gates to the soul society. His heart was acing thanks to the running.

    "Get back here so I can clean your flipping clock!"

    "No way, hozae!''

    Kira lunged for Gin at an alluring speed...

    ...and caught him. "Tell me how the prisoner escaped, Cadete! Or I'll slice your head off!"

    "Never!"

    "All right then." Kira raised a sword over his head, but a voice stopped him.

    "''All right you two knock it off!" it yelled.
    "
    "Yes captain Kuchki!" Gin saluted.

    "Yes... captain Kuchki." Kira hissed.

    "Good. Now go get the prisoner."

    "Yes, Sir." Kira and Gin said at the same time.

    Then the two walked out of the prison.

    * * *
    The prisoner known as Rukia Kuchki was harder to find then the two men ever expected." Get back here, Kuchki!" Kira yelled as they gained on her fast.

    She stuck her tongue out at the two men. "Nope!" she said and made a funny face.
    "GRR! At this rate we'll never catch her!" Kira says.

    He does not know how right he is.

    Chapter 2

    "She's escaped, Master" Kira explained to his captain as he sat down.

    Gin shook his head."I'm sure we can get her back, sire" he stammered.

    "YOU HAD BETTER! OR IT'S ON! YOUR! HEAD!"

    "He's tough, isn't he," Kira mutters.

    "Yeah. Wait till you see him when we get back! He'll be steamed like brocoli."

    A few hours later.

    "GET OUT!"

    "Klunk"

    "Kerplunk"

    "Well looks like we're dead now." Kira says.

    ( razz I'm sure you can picture Bleach guys in Halos)