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Malyce – I don’t like you.
Toki – You should stop lying to yourself. I’m too sexy to hate.
Malyce – I said I don’t like you, I didn’t say hate.
Toki – *Rolls eyes* Whatever, same thing.
Malyce - *Smirks*Just like sprit fingers and jazz hands?
Toki – Who told you about that?
Malyce - *Grins* Almost everything you say or do gets reported back to me . . . *Shakes her head* Whether I want to hear it or not.
Toki – Stalker.
Malyce – I got better things to do than stalk you.
Toki – Like what?
Malyce – Sit around and do nothing, it’s very time consuming. *Nods*
Toki - *Stares at her* You have problems.
Malyce – I know. . . Why are you such a jackass?
Toki - *Sounds extremely serious* Because it’s fun!
Malyce – Good answer. I don’t you like for that either.
Toki – For what?
Malyce – You always give the right answer, I don’t like that. No one is supposed ALWAYS give the right answer.
Toki - *Grins* I give the right answer only if people say the right things.
Malyce - *Smiles, looks away so he doesn’t see* See! That’s just disgusting!
Toki - *Smirks. Cocks eyebrow* Then why are you laughing at it?
Malyce – It’s funny.
Toki - You think a lot of things are funny, don’t you?
Malyce - *Shrugs*
Toki - *Smiles* Picturing me in the khaki uniform.
Malyce - *Snickers while a grin is forced upon her face*
Toki – And what are you laughing at?
Malyce - *Shakes her head, while trying to suppress her laughter*
Toki - *Raises eyebrow* Like that a** don’t cha? *Smirks*
Malyce - *Doesn’t look at him, covers her mouth and laughs quietly* I don’t like you!
Toki – So you think I look funny –
Malyce – No! Just your a** looks funny, you look like a normal cadet from the front.
Toki – *Ignores* In the khaki uniform and your friend thinks I look sexy in the color guard uniform. Can you two stop drooling over me? *Smirks*
Malyce – No one is drooling over you. *Thinks about it* Never mind, Fang definitely drooled over you when she saw you in the color guard uniform. *Pats Toki’s back. Grins* See, not everyone thinks your hideously ugly.
Toki - *Confused* Who thinks I’m ugly?
Malyce – Hideous ugly, get it right. And *Looks at him* Ah! God! *Looks away quickly* Oh, I mean . . . No one.
Toki – I’m not ugly!
Malyce – Whatever you got to tell yourself. Just please, try to hide your face while I’m talking to you.
Toki - *Starts whistling ‘Beautiful’ By James Blunt.*
Malyce - *Snickers*Are you whistling ‘You’re Beautiful’?
Toki - *Eyes shift* No.
Malyce - *Grins* Got to tell yourself that you’re beautiful on the inside, Toki?
Toki - *Glares at her* What did you call me?
Malyce – Toki.
Toki – Don’t call me that.
Malyce – Why?
Toki – It’s not my name.
Malyce – Yes it is, it’s a nickname I gave you. . . Kinda.
Toki – Still not my name.
Malyce –Well since you like your first, middle, and last name. I got to make up one that bugs you.
Toki – Doesn’t bug me. You just can’t call me it.
Malyce - *Smiles* You’re a jackass. *Shakes her head* You really are.
Toki – Why Toki though?
Malyce - *Shrugs* You don’t really fit the Toki character personality.
Toki – What’s the character’s personality like?
Malyce – Well it was a sweet, caring, quiet kind of boy.
Toki – Yeeeaahhhh . . . I’m not Toki.
Malyce – Told you. I’m still going to call you it though.
Toki – You never call me it . . . Except for a couple minutes ago.
Malyce – Then I’ll call you it from now on. *Smiles*
Toki - *Takes deep breath* No.
Malyce – Then what the ********? Do you want me to call you “Marine Boy”?
Toki – No.
Malyce – Why not?
Toki - *Grins* I’m not a boy.
Malyce - *Looks at him. Nods* Yeah you are.
Toki – How am I a boy?!
Malyce – You may not be a boy but you sure as hell ain’t a man.
Toki - I AM a man!
Malyce - *Snickers* Sure you are. I bet you’re not even done “growing”.
Toki – ARE YOU CALLING ME SMALL!?
Malyce - *Grins* You bet I am.
Toki - I’M ******** HUGE!
Malyce - *Is trying not to laughing. Rolls eyes* Yeah sure you are. As huge as a tic-tac.
Toki - *Stands up, unzips pants* DOES THAT LOOK SMALL TO YOU!?!
Malyce- *Stares . . . Smirks* You want an honest answer?
Toki – OH COME ON! *Sits back down, forgets to zip up pants*You know what? ******** it! Even if you think it is! I KNOW I can still please ANYONE with it!
Malyce - *Nods and pats his shoulder* Sure you can. Sure.
Toki - *Glares at her*
Malyce - *Laughs* You may want to zip up your pants. . . The tic-tac is falling out.
- Title: The "Tic-Tac" Story
- Artist: Cendant
- Description: Two teenagers that have a crush on one another but act to childish to admit it. In this one Malyce (the girl) is trying to have normal non-perverted conversation with Toki (the boy). Alas, Toki being -well Toki - things don't end up like that.
- Date: 10/20/2008
- Tags: tictac story toki malyce comedy
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Comments (5 Comments)
- r33na1 - 04/20/2009
- lolololololololol rofl. nice, dude. i luv it! could you read mine? i know it's not that good but i'm new and i really want some feedback.
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- luvlybrat24 - 02/17/2009
- lmao that was awesome i smiled through the whole thing!
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- Random Chaos Theory - 10/20/2008
- ROFLMAO that was great
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- ToasterKii - 10/20/2008
- OMG! <3
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- Reigen Sutoikku-sama - 10/20/2008
- Now, THAT is hilarious. And the last line set's it off!
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