• Itachi was walking down the hall in the Akatsuki headquarters when he passed by the kitchen.
    Itachi: Zetsu, wtf are you doing?!
    *Zetsu was dangling Kisame over a deep fryer by a rope.*
    Zesu: Making dinner, Long Jon Silvers was closed.
    *Itachi walked over to the refridgerator and grabbed out a steak.*
    Itachi: Zetsu, look over here!
    *Itachi dangled the steak over his head. And Zetsu acted like a dog.*
    Itachi: Get the steak boy!*Itachi threw the steak*
    Zetsu: BARK, BARK!*Runs out of the room*
    Then Hikari came in.(One of my characters)
    Hikari: What the hell? Itachi! What the hell you do to Zetsu?!
    Itachi: *Looks innocently* Nothing
    Hikari: What, are we having shark-fin-soup?*Smerks and pokes Kisame*
    Itachi: No.*Cuts Kisame down*
    Kisame: Lets go see if Autumn will make dinner.(My character)
    They walked into the room to find Deidara, Sasori, Rin(My character), and Tobi.
    Tobi: Hikari-chan! Tobi missed you since Autunm locked Tobi in the closet.
    Hikari: Autumn!
    Deidara: Don't blame it all on her, I helped, Kari-chan, un.
    Hikari: Wh-what did you call me?
    Rin: He read it in your diary.
    Hikari: You.Did.WHAT!?!?!?!?!?! *Picks up lamp*
    *Deidara runs out of the room with Hikari chasing im with a lamp. Thene there was a shrill girly scream and Hikari yellling, "Take that pretty boy!"
    *Hikari came in brushing her hands together and sat on the couch next to Sasori. he scooted away from her.
    Sasori: *Whispers* she scares me.
    Rin: Me too
    *Itachi came over and turned on the T.V and saw there was breaking news.*
    Reporter: Theres a Plant-like man attacking the local Wal-Mart and is eating all the raw meat. OMG! He jus ate three police officers, two cashiers, and an old lady!
    Boy: Grammy!! *Beats Zetsu with a stick*
    Zetsu: Hissssss!
    Everyone: *Jaws drop*
    Autumn: Who let Zetsu out?!
    *Deidara comes in all beat up*
    Deidara: He wouldn't let go of my leg so I threw him outside, un
    Autumn: Im going to make dinner.*Leaves*
    *Deidara looks at the T.V*
    Deidara: Oh mindless violence. *Sits on the couch*
    Hikari: Kisame....
    Kisame: Im on it!
    *Kisame leaves and appears on T.V*
    Tobi: Kisame! How'd you get in the glowing box?!
    *Tobi runs around the T.V saying,"Kisame! How'd you get in the big glowing box?"*
    Rin: Oh god *pulls Tobi away from the screen*
    *The camera went to Kisame who had his sword lodged through a cop car and tackled Zetsu.*
    Zetsu: GAAAAA MY SPINE!
    *The cops tackel Kisame and Zetsu*
    Kisame: Oh my SPLEEEEEEN!
    Hikari: Well visit you in Sea World! *Laughes*
    Rin: Yeah *Laughes*
    Tobi:Tobi dosen't want to go to Sea World! The dolphins jump Tobi! *Starts crying*
    ~Flashback to the Akatsuki's trip to Sea World~

    *Tobi in the dolphin tank surrounded by dolphins*

    Dolphin: Give us your lunch money! *Punches Tobi in the stomach*
    Tobi: *Screams as Hikari and Itachi-who are holding hands-(Me: I wanted to put that in because i love Itachi)passes by*

    ~End Flashback~

    Tobi: *In fetal possion*
    Sasori: *pokes Tobi with a stick with his face like ¬_¬*
    Tobi: *twitches and makes a squirrel noise*
    Hikari: *laughing hystericall when the cops beat Zetsu and Kisame with random things*
    Autumn:DINNER!
    Everyone: YAY!
    *Everyone leaves the room and Tobi in his fetal possion*