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Dalboomoo
A large glass cube floating through the fathoms of space.
Inside this peculiar statistical improbability is a big round ball this isn’t an ordinary ball. This ball happens to harbour life but not just the simple microbe or two no. This life was quite obviously sentient and this life was surrounded by land which would span on for what seemed forever but was more or less a couple hundred miles depending on what country it was.
On this 'ever expansive' land where these big things these sentient beings called glormphs which where made entirely out of stone and where like large triangles, but legend has it that these glormphs had a secret life of there own. Obviously this is a load of rubbish but there are things that go on in this world that will be now known as Dalboomoo, that the sentients don't know about but we will come back to them.
The hub of Dalboomoo's Sentient life is a big city called Darin'ahk'toob and in this city where exactly 62345 Sentients, each is different well not really when it comes to the bottom basics of it there all the same but some are just uglier.
Darin'ahk'toob has 4 districts the first is the Poor district where the Sentient's with the least money live there lives, This district is often described to have an odd smell of wet Lettuce. The second was the Market district where mostly the residents of the poor district would come to work for very poor and disappointing wages. The Market district although filled with poor workers was also full of half-rich owners most of them tend to be portly bearded men with a slight growth problem who would buy,sell & trade items and trinkets from around Dalboomoo always making sure to make a clean profit or a very small loss. The market district also held the lower criminals such as Pick-Pockets & Alleyway men which many a tourist would loose a healthy sum of gold to.
The next district is quite a ... Unique district it is the MagiK district now this is the district is where our story begins but we'll come back to that. Now the MagiK district is a very special place where wonders beyond your wildest dreams would occur, children would climb up the walls to see if they could catch a wizard performing a spell, few where so lucky. The MagiK district was kept very well clean by its dwarven gardeners and always looked very beautiful at the centre of this wonderful place was the Lexicon's tower which was an odd tower because it branched of like a tree with turrets and smaller towers sticking out the sides, this the home of all the wizards of Darin'ahk'toob
The 3rd district was the District Overall Commodity & Kelvin supplier or The D.O.C.K.S now The D.O.C.K.S was where all commodities from around Dalboomoo would arrive ready to be distributed to the market district, It was also where travellers would park there ships to let there crew relax and drink up there pay in the local tavern. Many a wonder was brought to Darin'ahk'toob via the D.O.C.K.S such as T.E.T.T.A (Trolls for the Ethical Treatment of Trolls Association) and Ponty Mython's Flying circus.
The 4th and Final district of Darin'ahk'toob was the royal district this was where the real rich people lived you know those people you pass on the street that will turn and say ‘Peasant’ if you accidentally on purpose stepped on there smug little foot. This district is filled with exquisite households that legend has it are painted with gold, another load of rubbish. If even a mere scrap of paper was found in the streets there would be at least 2 dwarfs going home un-paid this week, after all cleanliness is next to godliness or is that smugness? At the end of this district is what you would find in all important cities, a palace and this palace was particularly large it was so large you could see it from the bottom of the poor district. In this mighty beast of a building was not a King nor a Queen but a Knight stood in front of the two mahogany thrones with his sword stood on the floor and his hands perched atop the hilt of this mighty blade, this Knight currently was ruling the kingdom and as most would say
"Aye he's doin a right job'im If only we'ad'im durin the old times we'd be'in a better place'n were in now Hick."
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- Title: Dalboomoo
- Artist: Mattdiox
- Description: This is the first segment of My novel this first segment basically describes the city the novel features so it doesn't get into the real nitty gritty stuff but I'm sure you will find this piece of pure british writing a funny read that you mite even want to read again sometime.
- Date: 02/25/2009
- Tags: dalboomoo fantasy teen city magic
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